Ye. My favourite game about dead children and puns.

You are a child and monsters are trying to kill you because another child ate some flowers, which resulted in multiple deaths, a war declaration, and a divorce.

I wasted my best years...

Someone should make a video game about a lightbulb.

Do you have any regrets?

The blue checksmark is both a blessing and a curse.

"Animal crackers in my soup!" will haunt me for the rest of my miserable Millennial life.

Columnar jointing; every video game level designer's favourite kind of rock.

For what it's worth, I've been waiting all day to get off work and watch it. I like hearing you talk about game industry stuff.

Warframe is a doll dress-up game where I have to play a parkour hack n' slash minigame sometimes to unlock new dolls.

If every fantasy book cover had to have a similar vibe, I'll definitely choose "beautifully hand-crafted oil paintings dripping with adventure and intrigue" over whatever the heck modern fantasy books are doing.

I live and die by the old Redwall covers.

Can I kiss the bat instead of the ladies? I'll only consider playing Dispatch if I can kiss the bat.

You just can't replicate that subtle child soul taste.

Pumpkin pie best pie. It's the taste of Fall (the best season).

Gonna test this scientifically by biting my Ralsei plush to see if it helps with my foot pain.

Canon: The Daedric Princes are those "ACKSHUALLY those are WYVERNS" pedant types.

A headcanon I decided on for my own Undertale fan writings is that a lot of the weirder-looking monsters are the result of generations of different monster species having kids together, because that would have been necessary after the monster population was decimated in the war.