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Sork in the Svampen
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Embargo-communist
(Me on a first date)
When you think about it, one of the freedoms won by feminism is even the ability to date broke boys
August 11, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Every day, I face the sunset with a smile, knowing there is no equivalent phrase to Gamers but for films
October 20, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Watching a French arthouse film is similar to watching the ring video in that you feel a strong compulsion to make other people watch it even if that means they end up hating you
October 18, 2024 at 8:12 PM
A fun psychopathic/passive-agressive thing to do in fandom spaces is to not even challenge someone's poorly supported argument and instead just provide writing advice. Not even really to help them, but just because their argument is incompatible with a well structured thesis. Something's gotta give.
August 14, 2024 at 10:26 PM
The Olympics are fucked up because you'll be really invested and they'll switch sport and just go down the line introducing 9 smokeshows in a row and suddenly I care a lot about the 100m dash?
August 3, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Twisters (2024) is the best rom-com Glenn Powell has ever been in, and it's like 30% Tornado scenes
July 31, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Shocking to see people upset about the art direction in the new Dragon Age. Did we all just forget that the visual aesthetic of the last game was equivalent to pouring acid into your eyes before playing?
June 9, 2024 at 8:45 PM
The best part of ninja movies is the permanent hearing damage sustained from the sound mixing
May 22, 2024 at 9:40 AM
Rebel Moon feels tailor made to make fun of as you're watching it. Too forgettable to watch separately, but brilliant on a couch with mean friends. Magnificent dogshit.
December 27, 2023 at 8:26 PM
[Dracula from Castlevania voice] What is a Milf?
November 29, 2023 at 9:04 PM
Seeing someone get really into literary analysis by obsessing over a massively flawed piece of media is always a bit concerning. Like, did you learn the right lessons from that or will I hate my life every time someone brings up anime around us?
November 16, 2023 at 11:50 PM
It's wild how movies and tv shows can comfortably use very graphic sexual language, meanwhile you don't believe even for a second that these characters could ever actually engage in those acts on screen.
October 26, 2023 at 11:12 AM
Listen, I know most people haven't seen the movie but there's just gotta be more people out there who want to fuck the lawyer from Anatomy of a Fall ,right?
October 26, 2023 at 12:13 AM