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wire nut, swol donk
All. Cops. Are. Bastards.
February 10, 2026 at 4:35 AM
the bot sometimes hits a grounder that also hits its own balls.
January 19, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Ball-pit/trampoline-room is a 6bil upgrade; but congress has pre-approved 6 for immediately delivery to Argentina.
January 16, 2026 at 8:19 AM
bio-diesel fueled, steam powered solar platform, for the green future of offshore datacenters
January 16, 2026 at 8:10 AM
correct, in that its dumb and bad, but also fake.
January 16, 2026 at 8:06 AM
*gas powered railgun
January 16, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Wrong! Its queef!

But for real, thats cool love what he and june are doing these days.
January 16, 2026 at 7:55 AM
where are u and birbrspektr on the shart? Beef or queef?
January 16, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Man, it really makes me happy to hear you are enjoying it. #Joy-of-sharing-media-gang
January 14, 2026 at 5:09 AM
Same
January 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Widly considered pleasant public person, Daniel Kibbs, blocks real bummer of a poster and enjoys a more pleasant online experience.

Real Bummer of a poster: gottem!
January 11, 2026 at 7:04 AM
Wishing upon a star... "please fairy godmother, let it be a degloving"

🙏😇🙏
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 AM
Crowd cheering: 'Pulmonary embolism! Pulmonary embolism!'

Footie announcement "Massive! Harry, its massive!!!"
January 11, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Tell the swol donk about your day.
January 11, 2026 at 6:48 AM
I just might need to change up my approach to my framerate/flick consumption. If something pops up in the feed, ill wait to listen until I watched the flick. Especially for older stuff I haven't rewatched in years.
January 8, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I should go visit ume.
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 AM
*cher voice*

Grifters, goobs and pervs...
January 5, 2026 at 5:40 AM
We gonna git ya! Ur riblets better be tasty, or your corpse will get a 1 star rating on google maps!
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 AM
The most important yet embarrassing thing to note about our pedophile rapist president, is his obvious ozempic face that just looks saggy and tired. Sad!
January 4, 2026 at 8:07 AM
This is a good reminder. Singal wasn't on my radar until sometime in the last year. Being on blusky has been a splash of water to the face, with the support of the trans community and much needed focus on identifying the bigots who are targeting them. This shows how long Singal had been at it.
January 2, 2026 at 5:17 AM
oh no..
January 2, 2026 at 5:08 AM