Alan Fike
sortaalanfike.bsky.social
Alan Fike
@sortaalanfike.bsky.social
Popper of entitled white man bubbles.
I feel like a call to suicide for anyone who opposes woke culture could be misconstrued as a step in the right direction, but I still don't think suicide is the course to go. Especially when the person who said it is antsy about violence. When you aren't consistent, you come off as an amateur.
March 14, 2024 at 8:39 PM
Are dinguses something you think a lot about? You might be more woke than you think.
March 14, 2024 at 8:34 PM
No one is trying to impress you.
March 14, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I'm not trying to impress anyone. That's my secret. You're entertaining me by the way none of you can address my point. Only ridicule me. I'm right the whole way through.
March 14, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Just normalized a little more by someone desperate for material. Holy shit, and you thought it was clever enough to post online.

I'll give you a joke. Not one of my good ones. Super Smash Brothers is a gay conspiracy, look at the name. So that's hardly a joke but notice that no one had to die.
March 14, 2024 at 8:29 PM
You hate the woke too, don't ya? Non-white, non-hetero people receiving respect from society. From YOU??? We can't have that.
March 14, 2024 at 8:25 PM
You have no idea how entertaining this is for me. Imagine that I'm not impressed by you. I know, is hard, but you aren't the star of some movie. Maybe you deserve criticism.

This is what criticism looks like. You've been sheltered from it your entire life!
March 14, 2024 at 8:22 PM
Was it the suicide about wokeness that you missed?
March 14, 2024 at 8:21 PM
Hah. Why?? I have skill.
March 14, 2024 at 8:20 PM
It isn't like I'm not clear about the issue, and haven't articulated it numerous times.

Does it seem like I'm trying to impress you?

Does it seem like you impress me with your hatred for civil rights?

A smug Nazi is still a Nazi.
March 14, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Did I hurt your hate fun?

Or are you another one who doesn't want me to reply to you? I don't know how we're supposed to know!
March 14, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Hmmm. What's the harm, some hate speech?
March 14, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Don't comment.
March 14, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Apparently either a group of people need to suffer or he has to suffer for his joke. And then he goes, "But I'M gay!!" Like.. that works on people?!
March 14, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Oh, "your friends to protect you." Like the other responses here. They're protecting you! ❣️❤️
March 14, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Not even a little bit. I'm serious here, not even for consequences, I tried to carefully keep from suggesting violence there but I guess it wasn't enough. I mean to just stop comedy.
March 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Also!

That you haven't even heard of hate comedian Gavin McInness (he's been on mainstream cable news, as a guest) should give indication to your future as an edgelord hate comic.

I'd switch tactics.
March 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
None of you are my friends.
March 14, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The gay dude who is suicidal about "woke". I don't believe it even if it's true. You lost so much credibility from your original comment alone. "I'll kill myself if the honey bee says he likes people."
March 14, 2024 at 7:54 PM
The gay dude who hates gay rights. Interesting. Very interesting.
March 14, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Because you've got nothin.
March 14, 2024 at 7:51 PM
Care to be more specific?
March 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Now about the gays..
March 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Ok very good.
March 14, 2024 at 7:44 PM