Sorta David
@sortadavid.bsky.social
If Bin Laden were still alive, this 80’s hairsprayed wannabe drag queen would’ve invited him to the White House by now.
Facts.
#whitehouse #maga #trump
Facts.
#whitehouse #maga #trump
November 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
If Bin Laden were still alive, this 80’s hairsprayed wannabe drag queen would’ve invited him to the White House by now.
Facts.
#whitehouse #maga #trump
Facts.
#whitehouse #maga #trump
Not saying I posted this clip a year ago…
(I totally posted this a year ago)
✊🌭✊
(I totally posted this a year ago)
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November 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Not saying I posted this clip a year ago…
(I totally posted this a year ago)
✊🌭✊
(I totally posted this a year ago)
✊🌭✊
Trump literally thinks Habeus Corpus is a Mexican dude.
No joke.
No joke.
November 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Trump literally thinks Habeus Corpus is a Mexican dude.
No joke.
No joke.
Jesse Waters is proof that Rachel Maddow has an evil twin that’s a bitch.
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Jesse Waters is proof that Rachel Maddow has an evil twin that’s a bitch.
Clearly, the only dance Trump knows is the “‘Jerkin Two Giraffes’ Shuffle,” and…
… he’s building a ballroom. 😆
That’s like a bald dude buying hairspray.
… he’s building a ballroom. 😆
That’s like a bald dude buying hairspray.
October 24, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Clearly, the only dance Trump knows is the “‘Jerkin Two Giraffes’ Shuffle,” and…
… he’s building a ballroom. 😆
That’s like a bald dude buying hairspray.
… he’s building a ballroom. 😆
That’s like a bald dude buying hairspray.
🍊 “Argentina’s fighting for their life”
🎤 “So is Palestine and Ukraine”
🍊 “yeah but fk those guys”
🎤 “So is Palestine and Ukraine”
🍊 “yeah but fk those guys”
October 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
🍊 “Argentina’s fighting for their life”
🎤 “So is Palestine and Ukraine”
🍊 “yeah but fk those guys”
🎤 “So is Palestine and Ukraine”
🍊 “yeah but fk those guys”
This human walrus-doppelgänger sh*t cannot be unseen 😳
#pedostache
#pedostache
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 AM
This human walrus-doppelgänger sh*t cannot be unseen 😳
#pedostache
#pedostache
Trump NOT releasing the Epstein files is the presidential equivalent of your S.O. refusing to let you see their phone.
You know what’s up.
You know what’s up.
October 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Trump NOT releasing the Epstein files is the presidential equivalent of your S.O. refusing to let you see their phone.
You know what’s up.
You know what’s up.
I, too, like ta pertend I lissened to (or even heared about) Charley Kirk before he got took out by that thang he defended!
MAGA, y’all!
MAGA, y’all!
October 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I, too, like ta pertend I lissened to (or even heared about) Charley Kirk before he got took out by that thang he defended!
MAGA, y’all!
MAGA, y’all!
Whatever happened to Vivek?
🤔
🤔
October 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Whatever happened to Vivek?
🤔
🤔
It’s 2025
Phone calls are for boomers
80% of interpersonal communications are text based.
-Emails
-Instant messaging/texts
NO ONE CAN FKN SPELL
Phone calls are for boomers
80% of interpersonal communications are text based.
-Emails
-Instant messaging/texts
NO ONE CAN FKN SPELL
a close up of a woman 's face with the words " isnt it ironic " written below her
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the words " isnt it ironic " written below her
media.tenor.com
October 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
It’s 2025
Phone calls are for boomers
80% of interpersonal communications are text based.
-Emails
-Instant messaging/texts
NO ONE CAN FKN SPELL
Phone calls are for boomers
80% of interpersonal communications are text based.
-Emails
-Instant messaging/texts
NO ONE CAN FKN SPELL
For every shooter, the overwhelming concern isn’t “who they were,” or “why they did it.”
It’s how they voted and who’s side they’re on. And that’s fkn lame.
It’s how they voted and who’s side they’re on. And that’s fkn lame.
September 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
For every shooter, the overwhelming concern isn’t “who they were,” or “why they did it.”
It’s how they voted and who’s side they’re on. And that’s fkn lame.
It’s how they voted and who’s side they’re on. And that’s fkn lame.
What if the Rapture actually happened, but everyone down here is so fkd up only a few stray pets earned the trip 🤔
a dog is sitting on a carpet in the clouds
ALT: a dog is sitting on a carpet in the clouds
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What if the Rapture actually happened, but everyone down here is so fkd up only a few stray pets earned the trip 🤔
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I guess Snoop has had a change of values. Too bad.
January 18, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I guess Snoop has had a change of values. Too bad.
Toaster/Shaved Ape hybrid vs Actual Legend.
(Dude dropped a “momma’s basement” joke. Devastating.)
(Dude dropped a “momma’s basement” joke. Devastating.)
Meanwhile, on the other side. Dan Oingo Boingo said this to @stephenking.bsky.social.
December 20, 2024 at 6:48 PM
Toaster/Shaved Ape hybrid vs Actual Legend.
(Dude dropped a “momma’s basement” joke. Devastating.)
(Dude dropped a “momma’s basement” joke. Devastating.)
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