I just"are you fucking sorry?"d my cat while asking myself i was stupid for tripping on the carpet and it was actually my cat :( this is the worst feeling ever

Using the bathroom you did as a kid at your parent's house but haven't been in for over 10 years is a liminal space, especially if it's been renovated

If Italian pasta is so sacred why does saccheti go so well with garam masala and olive oil?

Where is Jamil I need to tone myself down like 4 notches at least but he could do it with like 2 words

Breakfast is propaganda, don't make me eat if I'm not hungry.

The only problem with having lesbians as friends on this app is that I'm pretty sure bsky thinks I'm one too now oops

Liking 10 posts is a monumental feat for an app like this but I'm sure I will find the deserving and genuine that deserve it

I guess some AI generated crap liked my shit, but I'm really me, @filmography.bsky.social thank your wife ok they got me onto this and I'm back in full force

It feels like Twitter but it's decidedly not maybe I can vibe with this