Samsung health, after I have literally gotten out of bed every day: "try to add some physical activity to your days next week"

rude

more and more I realize that the time I thought I was going to throw up but actually had an enormous burp in 2006 was my peak

shout out to the @atlbravesofficial.bsky.social for making tickets more affordable for the family

Proud of BOTH my senators. @ossoff.bsky.social and @warnock.senate.gov were on the right side of history today

Here's hoping we are all witnessing the real-time death of Schumer's political career

Sen. Ossoff tonight announced he will oppose cloture and, if it comes to it, final passage on the partisan House budget proposal and issued the following statement —

What's left on your wishlist?

lasagna but with ________