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Funky Cold Pastina
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I am a mom who proudly tells dad jokes. I grow plants, read books, and know things. Non-militant vegan. Oh yeah, and I curse. My kids are grown, so I don't care.

The older I get, the further left I go. Never give up! Never surrender!
Heck, give me a $7 dollar watch and the rest in cash. Both watches tell time and I can find a better use for the balance of the money.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Cary Grant is one of my favorite actors. Joan Fontaine is great in this scene! Now I have to rewatch this movie for the zillionth time. Thanks for the reminder ☺️
December 16, 2025 at 4:26 PM
She's got some r/whybrows.
December 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'd say we're doomed, but we were already doomed before I saw this and I don't think we can be "more doomed."
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So Trump (actually that would be Bessent and Vought) is supposed to appointment the public trustees?
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I'm still waiting for a taco truck on every corner.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
We can only ever offer two of the three: value, quantity and/or brand reputation.
November 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
One of his giant flagpoles has just gone phooey to the flag he professes to love. Totally on brand.
November 17, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I'm shocked! Shocked, I tell you.

He always seemed like a screamer to me. It's going to take several administrations to get this all straightened out.
November 17, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I am all for staying on Standard Time. I'm also in favor of at least my area of Maine joining the Atlantic Times Zone.
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 PM
You are absolutely correct! That should teach me to post before coffee!
November 17, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Idiocracy. We are there.
November 17, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Every day I'm glad I left Florida.
November 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM