Gareth Brooks
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Don't mind me, just over here being unhinged whilst the world burns
I like JKR the same way I like Fluoroantimonic acid enemas
I like JKR in the same way that I like backed-up toilets.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I like JKR the same way I like Fluoroantimonic acid enemas
I swear to God, I just spent the better part of half an hour trying to remember an animated movie I had some vague, random recollection of, all I could remember was that it had something to do with a Penguin and a pebble, know what it's called?
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I swear to God, I just spent the better part of half an hour trying to remember an animated movie I had some vague, random recollection of, all I could remember was that it had something to do with a Penguin and a pebble, know what it's called?
Hmm, do I pick hot Goth Witch, or some other characters who are probably also on screen
December 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Hmm, do I pick hot Goth Witch, or some other characters who are probably also on screen
That is a big ol chunk of Manga (Metroid for scale)
December 26, 2025 at 3:14 PM
That is a big ol chunk of Manga (Metroid for scale)
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elon musk waking up at night and the ghost of christmas future is just the punisher
you think about scrooge and he basically gave cratchit reasonably stable long term employment and paid him more or less enough to raise a family on a single income and he's still a fucking villain. today's billionaires are like 10x worse
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
elon musk waking up at night and the ghost of christmas future is just the punisher
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have a very sadako christmas
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
have a very sadako christmas
Starring Chevy Chase, the lead singer of a rock band, Leonard from The Big Bang Theory, President Selina Meyer, a deranged conspiracy theorist, and music by the Twin Peaks composer
December 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Starring Chevy Chase, the lead singer of a rock band, Leonard from The Big Bang Theory, President Selina Meyer, a deranged conspiracy theorist, and music by the Twin Peaks composer
Normalise not censoring the names of people who say heinous shit on social media. They said it, so the consequences are theirs to deal with
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Normalise not censoring the names of people who say heinous shit on social media. They said it, so the consequences are theirs to deal with
Billy's Mom in Gremlins doesn't get talked about enough in the pantheon of badass movie women. I mean, dual-wielding carving knives to fight off toothy abominations in her kitchen, and blending/straight up exploding some of them too? That's awesome
December 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Billy's Mom in Gremlins doesn't get talked about enough in the pantheon of badass movie women. I mean, dual-wielding carving knives to fight off toothy abominations in her kitchen, and blending/straight up exploding some of them too? That's awesome
Someone needs to make a cosmic horror movie, but instead of the monsters being unknowable, tentacled Lovecraftian horrors beyond comprehension, it's just Gary and Jake Busey
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December 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Someone needs to make a cosmic horror movie, but instead of the monsters being unknowable, tentacled Lovecraftian horrors beyond comprehension, it's just Gary and Jake Busey
If Jesus really was born by immaculate conception, then the very first line of Joy To The World's a lie
December 21, 2025 at 6:01 PM
If Jesus really was born by immaculate conception, then the very first line of Joy To The World's a lie
Andrew Tate AND Jake Paul both got the living shit beat out of them in sanctioned, televised fights in front of a worldwide audience. Now who the fuck trying to tell me Christmas Miracles don't exist?
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December 21, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Andrew Tate AND Jake Paul both got the living shit beat out of them in sanctioned, televised fights in front of a worldwide audience. Now who the fuck trying to tell me Christmas Miracles don't exist?
Why does JD Vance ALWAYS look like a Toddler with a beard who's aggressively shitting his pants?
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Why does JD Vance ALWAYS look like a Toddler with a beard who's aggressively shitting his pants?
Honestly, if you replaced every single artefact in every single museum with replicas, nobody would even notice, let alone care
December 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Honestly, if you replaced every single artefact in every single museum with replicas, nobody would even notice, let alone care
Google, if I wasn't interested in trying AI Mode the first time you asked, by the 30th I'm just going to start coming up with ways to try to kill you
December 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Google, if I wasn't interested in trying AI Mode the first time you asked, by the 30th I'm just going to start coming up with ways to try to kill you
Honestly, at this point they're gonna have to dig some kind of pit UNDER Hell just to have some place worthy of dumping Trump into when he finally does the World a favour and dies
December 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Honestly, at this point they're gonna have to dig some kind of pit UNDER Hell just to have some place worthy of dumping Trump into when he finally does the World a favour and dies
Honestly, at this point I've been single so long that I see human contact a lot like I do Hot Dogs. Always nice to have, but by no means necessary for my survival
December 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Honestly, at this point I've been single so long that I see human contact a lot like I do Hot Dogs. Always nice to have, but by no means necessary for my survival
One of our proudest achievements as a nation is still the time we got Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to be UK Christmas number 1 for literally no other reason than to spite Simon Cowell
December 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One of our proudest achievements as a nation is still the time we got Killing In The Name by Rage Against The Machine to be UK Christmas number 1 for literally no other reason than to spite Simon Cowell
No Law is Cyberpunk: Mike Haggar, and I'm here for it
December 12, 2025 at 6:47 PM
No Law is Cyberpunk: Mike Haggar, and I'm here for it
The fact they've got Polka-Dot Man playing fucking M Bison might be the only bad thing I can see about the glorious dumpster fire that will be the new Street Fighter, I mean, FUCKING LOOK AT CODY RHODES
December 12, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The fact they've got Polka-Dot Man playing fucking M Bison might be the only bad thing I can see about the glorious dumpster fire that will be the new Street Fighter, I mean, FUCKING LOOK AT CODY RHODES
I say it every year, but Noelle is Elf, if Elf was actually funny and starring someone genuinely likeable
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December 12, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I say it every year, but Noelle is Elf, if Elf was actually funny and starring someone genuinely likeable