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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 7h

Wtf are you trying to say to me pinterest

A ss of my pinterest feed. There's the small guy looking up at the big guy's tiddies art at top left, a Taehyung pic from fake love era on right. A zoomed in ss of a manga dialogue saying "he'd make a great wife" on bottom left, and a "that's something a gay person would say" meme on bottom right with its arrow pointed towards the Taehyung pic above. It's a mess.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 8h

OH YES THAT'S 100%

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 8h

I envy those who blush when flustered or shy and that's it. Cause with my lovely complexion nobody would've noticed it but no. I have to Grin. From ear to ear. With all 31 of my teeth out and shit. Like yes mate I was in fact looking at Taehyung on my phone, did my whore smile gave it away again?

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 15h

The way I got four different webtoons suggested to me today and all of their mcs looked like Taehyung fanarts to the moles 😭

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 1d

you could tell me this is taehyung fanart and I'd believe you

one of the mc from the webtoon cherry cake. he has long-ish black hair and is wearing red paisley print shirt.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 23h

Love LOVE how Taehyung's fashion preference is so classy elegant unique old money but his furniture preference is just. Diabolical

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yangmal (socks)⁷ @ddaengbiased.bsky.social · 1d

Photos that make me question whether Taehyung is real or the result of a collective fever dream in which we are all taking part, part 7487204728713:

Taehyung seated between two women at the front row of the Celine runway. He is wearing a neatly tailored brown coat and slacks and he leans forward, propped on one elbow. He is not quite smiling or smizing, but some other third thing that is indescribable. It's intent, whatever it is.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Saw a reel with his tummy out and had to get this thought put on somewhere

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Not to trauma dump but this reminds me of that time in that asylum where #they tried to convince people that his muscles aren't real and it was just the bulletproof vest he was wearing

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 1d

taehyung is built like a yaoi top and no one can convince me otherwise

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

That's cute 😝

jai 🖤 @gimmethatagustd.bsky.social · 1d

this one was complicated to share cuz i didn't wanna post my stepdad's face, so it isn't AS funny out in the open. but he edited the picture to add his face to jimin's body cuz he was jealous that my mom thought jimin was cute

iMessage family group that -

me: [sends cute meme of jimin holding up a cut-out heart and making a finger heart, duck lips, with added emojis of stars, hearts, and bows all around him]

mom: happy valentine's day [red heart emoji]

Continued conversation -

stepdad: [an edited version of the jimin meme, this time with his face replacing jimin's. i edited it tho to just be the eyeroll emoji cuz i don't wanna put his face on the internet lmfao, but you can see the red and green elf hat he was wearing in the pic cuz it was from christmas]

my little sister: LOLLLL

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

I think you forgot to censor this one 😭

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

He also got my mother 😭 but she's a fujoshi too and is very happy to return him back to Jimin 😭

jai 🖤 @gimmethatagustd.bsky.social · 1d

iMessage text from my partner, commentary/context in the brackets -

me: i'm still shook i heard my mom play singularity this morning. singularity must be the mom song [i said this because their mom loves that song]

partner: [3 cry/laugh emojis] omg

me: tae bagging all the MILFS with that song

partner: [all caps my government first and middle name] omg

me: hahahaha am i wrong???? already got our mothers! i'm sure there's more out there

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah that checks out

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

There are people trying to convince otherwise?!?!??!? 😱

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 1d

taehyung is built like a yaoi top and no one can convince me otherwise

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

I need to put a baby in Jimin

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Is this a meta joke the universe threw at me or what

Ss of a video (probably tiktok) with text saying:

I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Don't hope. Don't expect. And nothing will ever, ever hurt.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Scent marking?!?!??? Without even presenting?!?!??

hourly taekook @tkkpics.bsky.social · 1d

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

He can have my blood and soul and everything that comes in between.

b⁷.⋆☆🌙° four days until jiminie's bday °🌙☆ @daegukboyz.bsky.social · 1d

quite literally, give him anything he wants 🤧

taehyung in paris for the celine fashion show, he is at a restaurant with food and glasses covering the table in front of him, the walls behind him are designed with green and gold parisian tiling with flowers worked into the details, taehyung is sitting with one arm propped up on the back of his chair, hair messy, and wearing a tan crossover turtleneck with red stitching where is crosses his chest. The main event is that he is looking up at someone with the most devastating baby expression, eyes all wide and he's biting his lip. It absolutely devastating, give him the entire world, anything he wants.

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cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 1d

his puppy gaze is a weapon and he knows how to use it

b⁷.⋆☆🌙° four days until jiminie's bday °🌙☆ @daegukboyz.bsky.social · 1d

quite literally, give him anything he wants 🤧

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

+I cherish and love you but you were far more intelligent when you were a starving peasant slave sent to murder me with a single pitchfork. Also I'm gonna be Shrek for Halloween, I've already ONLINE ordered the costume. 😌

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

LOL I just thought how Taehyung's epic revelation will go—

Taehyung, in his full vampire gear, fangs out and all: I'm a vampire 😞

Jimin, on the couch, dorito dust all over his tshirt: But it's still July though 🤔

Taehyung:... no language in the whole existence of the earth can describe how much+

মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

This thread reminds me of that vmin idea I have in the back of my mind where twenty-ish something clueless college student Jimin doesn't understand why mysterious and history-ace new student Taehyung stares at him like it pains him to do so, but he can't look away. He also doesn't understand why he

Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 2d

what if he's excited bc modern mirrors and cameras don't often contain silver anymore so he can finally check himself out 🥺

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

I think the most sexy thing about vampires is that they're immortal and don't age. A mortal that can't take the sun, can't digest garlic properly, has problem with mirrors and is hungry for other's blood? That's just me on my period and there's nothing sexy about me when I'm on my period.

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

Oh that's a nice addition 😝 imagine Tae being really critical and good about certain niche topics but then listening wide eyed about topics like the French revolution or something and going "no way 😰"

And Jimin will go: "did you slept through a few chapters or what? 😟"

Taehyung: "...maybe... 🙂"

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

himself turns into a spellbound awkward mess when they're next to each other, but can't move away. Sitting next to each other in a class, face turned forward but painfully aware of each other's presence, just a feet apart— or is the distance a few centuries'?

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মেঘ⁷🌧️ @souminie.bsky.social · 1d

This thread reminds me of that vmin idea I have in the back of my mind where twenty-ish something clueless college student Jimin doesn't understand why mysterious and history-ace new student Taehyung stares at him like it pains him to do so, but he can't look away. He also doesn't understand why he

Jaimee⁷ 🍓 (said cutely) @closetfairy.bsky.social · 2d

what if he's excited bc modern mirrors and cameras don't often contain silver anymore so he can finally check himself out 🥺

cyan @poisonlip.bsky.social · 2d

ancient pureblood vampire who's still filled with whimsy

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