danni | paranormal instigator
@sourdoughsnob.bsky.social
she | they
I wonder what this button does.
Are you Lisa from the twitter DMs?
#hyphywifey
I wonder what this button does.
Are you Lisa from the twitter DMs?
#hyphywifey
Reaching the point in this pregnancy where it's hard getting up from a laying down position lol
And the waddle has taken over
On christmas I was walking to the bathroom and my mom said "you're looking SO pregnant"
And the waddle has taken over
On christmas I was walking to the bathroom and my mom said "you're looking SO pregnant"
December 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Reaching the point in this pregnancy where it's hard getting up from a laying down position lol
And the waddle has taken over
On christmas I was walking to the bathroom and my mom said "you're looking SO pregnant"
And the waddle has taken over
On christmas I was walking to the bathroom and my mom said "you're looking SO pregnant"
Of course my baby, who isn't even due until April, got twice as many gifts this year for both christmas AND my birthday lol
This baby is about to be so spoiled ❤️
This baby is about to be so spoiled ❤️
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Of course my baby, who isn't even due until April, got twice as many gifts this year for both christmas AND my birthday lol
This baby is about to be so spoiled ❤️
This baby is about to be so spoiled ❤️
Got some 80% good news last night, please put out some good vibes that the 80% turns into a 100% yes 😭🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Got some 80% good news last night, please put out some good vibes that the 80% turns into a 100% yes 😭🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
Love when my girl megan posts our tattoos, especially in progress, you know she's proud as hell when she does.
I'm also about to be **** ****** that has vaginas tattooed on her arm lol
I'm also about to be **** ****** that has vaginas tattooed on her arm lol
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Love when my girl megan posts our tattoos, especially in progress, you know she's proud as hell when she does.
I'm also about to be **** ****** that has vaginas tattooed on her arm lol
I'm also about to be **** ****** that has vaginas tattooed on her arm lol
If theres one thing that stresses me out more than anything its being late. And right now I'm running a whole hour late 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
If theres one thing that stresses me out more than anything its being late. And right now I'm running a whole hour late 🫠
My mom and sisters have been in Australia for 2 weeks and I've been ok
But my mom texted me today that she misses me and now I'm sobbing on my couch lolllllll
But my mom texted me today that she misses me and now I'm sobbing on my couch lolllllll
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My mom and sisters have been in Australia for 2 weeks and I've been ok
But my mom texted me today that she misses me and now I'm sobbing on my couch lolllllll
But my mom texted me today that she misses me and now I'm sobbing on my couch lolllllll
Some days I just feel so. fucking. ********.
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Some days I just feel so. fucking. ********.
Another doctor's appointment, another (happy) cry fest
November 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Another doctor's appointment, another (happy) cry fest
Two of my best friends are on vacation (separately) and I'm at work. What a cruel, cruel world
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Two of my best friends are on vacation (separately) and I'm at work. What a cruel, cruel world
SOMEONE FINALLY CANE TO FIX THE RADIATOR ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
November 13, 2025 at 5:21 AM
SOMEONE FINALLY CANE TO FIX THE RADIATOR ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD
My mom and sisters just landed in Australia and I wasn't jealous up until now when I feel like I'd rather be in Australia than working lol
November 12, 2025 at 11:27 PM
My mom and sisters just landed in Australia and I wasn't jealous up until now when I feel like I'd rather be in Australia than working lol
My good friend just texted me asking if I wanted "baby mama drama. a sip of hot tea," and it's like he KNEW i was fading fast and needed a pick me up 😂😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My good friend just texted me asking if I wanted "baby mama drama. a sip of hot tea," and it's like he KNEW i was fading fast and needed a pick me up 😂😂
The further along I get the more I realize I have no idea what I'm doing and boy oh boy am I freaking ooouuuttt
November 6, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The further along I get the more I realize I have no idea what I'm doing and boy oh boy am I freaking ooouuuttt
My brother's shitty ex girlfriend told him he's not tall enough for her to be attracted to him. Then she sent me a message on Instagram. I told her she's not tall enough to talk to me.
November 1, 2025 at 6:09 PM
My brother's shitty ex girlfriend told him he's not tall enough for her to be attracted to him. Then she sent me a message on Instagram. I told her she's not tall enough to talk to me.
HE'S HOME HE'S HOME HE'S HOME
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 AM
HE'S HOME HE'S HOME HE'S HOME
Ben's coming home in a few hours and I'm way too fucking excited
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Ben's coming home in a few hours and I'm way too fucking excited
LMAO I told my mom I usef to have my nipple pierced and she just goes "...EW"
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
October 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
LMAO I told my mom I usef to have my nipple pierced and she just goes "...EW"
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
People keep asking me how many years I've had my jade bracelet on for and i feel like they're expecting me to say like 5/10/15 years....it hasn't even been one yet lmao
October 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
People keep asking me how many years I've had my jade bracelet on for and i feel like they're expecting me to say like 5/10/15 years....it hasn't even been one yet lmao
Lol today started off terribly and is only continuing on that trend I wish for it to end so I can cry in the shower
October 23, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Lol today started off terribly and is only continuing on that trend I wish for it to end so I can cry in the shower
When I was little and before I understood movies were always gonna be the same, I used to get so frustrated that Jack Skellington always chose the Christmas tree door
October 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
When I was little and before I understood movies were always gonna be the same, I used to get so frustrated that Jack Skellington always chose the Christmas tree door
Gotta drive ben to the airport :(
October 21, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Gotta drive ben to the airport :(
I've had three pickles today and I know I should stop but I really don't wanna
October 21, 2025 at 12:34 AM
I've had three pickles today and I know I should stop but I really don't wanna
I was out on Saturday from 8am to almost 10pm and then yesterday from 8am to 8pm
I'm so glad I wfh because I'm so dead this morning
I'm so glad I wfh because I'm so dead this morning
October 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I was out on Saturday from 8am to almost 10pm and then yesterday from 8am to 8pm
I'm so glad I wfh because I'm so dead this morning
I'm so glad I wfh because I'm so dead this morning
A well rounded girl dinner experience: a bowl of green grapes and a bowl of flaming hot puff corns (and crying while I eat)
October 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A well rounded girl dinner experience: a bowl of green grapes and a bowl of flaming hot puff corns (and crying while I eat)
Googles *how to tell people stop sending me videos of kids and babies because all I do is block the accounts that post their kids and babies online*
October 18, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Googles *how to tell people stop sending me videos of kids and babies because all I do is block the accounts that post their kids and babies online*