@souridealist.bsky.social
whoa-oa, all I want to know is are you kind?
keeping my wife on her toes
September 22, 2025 at 1:14 AM
keeping my wife on her toes
there are few fictional characters i hate quite like i am coming to hate bruce wayne
September 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
there are few fictional characters i hate quite like i am coming to hate bruce wayne
me a week ago: okay, back in the 90s there was some random Bat-auxiliary called Jean-Paul Valley?? but it looks like he hasn't been relevant SINCE the 90s so I don't have to care about him
me now: WHO THE FUCK?? GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THAT CUTE??
me now: WHO THE FUCK?? GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THAT CUTE??
![Comic panel of Batgirl / Cassandra Cain (in costume) and Azrael / Jean-Paul Valley (not in costume, with giant dweeby duffle) talking in the ruins of Gotham. Dialogue as follows:
JPV: -- Since we'll be working together, maybe you should know something about me, Batgirl. It is okay to call you that, isn't it?
CC: [panel of pointed silence]
JPV: Sorry, I should have remembered that you don't talk. Anyway... when I put on the Azrael suit, something happens to my mind that affects my body. I become really powerful... and kind of mean. That's the part I don't like, the meanness, but it seems to come with the territory. Without the suit, I'm just Jean Paul Valley. Pretty unmean guy. If that's a word. Un-mean, I mean. [indicates bag] The suit's in here. I won't put it on till I have to, and I hope that I don't. Have to. I'm babbling."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnpwaprdfrynybdp4ly4yfdd/bafkreiefhagc5p7cil7doi6fc7b724y5peeteesy5oa2truy77fzj5sbfm@jpeg)
August 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
me a week ago: okay, back in the 90s there was some random Bat-auxiliary called Jean-Paul Valley?? but it looks like he hasn't been relevant SINCE the 90s so I don't have to care about him
me now: WHO THE FUCK?? GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THAT CUTE??
me now: WHO THE FUCK?? GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE THAT CUTE??
DC comics writer: okay, so we've got THE MARK OF CAIN. not the actual Biblical one, but it's the callsign of an assassin, real scary guy, so we want it to look as ominous as the name, okay?
DC ARTIST: you got it, boss! [draws a ferret who's not getting paid enough for this shit]
DC ARTIST: you got it, boss! [draws a ferret who's not getting paid enough for this shit]
July 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
DC comics writer: okay, so we've got THE MARK OF CAIN. not the actual Biblical one, but it's the callsign of an assassin, real scary guy, so we want it to look as ominous as the name, okay?
DC ARTIST: you got it, boss! [draws a ferret who's not getting paid enough for this shit]
DC ARTIST: you got it, boss! [draws a ferret who's not getting paid enough for this shit]
Holy fucking shit yall I just wanted to meet Cassandra Cain. (Cat for scale.) (Well, cat present regardless.)
July 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Holy fucking shit yall I just wanted to meet Cassandra Cain. (Cat for scale.) (Well, cat present regardless.)
multiple people complimented how obviously I am not wearing a bra, a compliment it is appropriate to give a stranger in basically this context only
June 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
multiple people complimented how obviously I am not wearing a bra, a compliment it is appropriate to give a stranger in basically this context only
Fuck it, you all can see my face for a hot second
June 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Fuck it, you all can see my face for a hot second
clicked a VERY INCORRECT button and
June 27, 2025 at 7:16 PM
clicked a VERY INCORRECT button and
but also it does sometimes do this and like maybe that's not wavy hair actually
June 27, 2025 at 6:38 AM
but also it does sometimes do this and like maybe that's not wavy hair actually
having pets does sometimed put one in a situation of "oh no i feel SO bad..... but also this is the funniest thing in the world"
June 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
having pets does sometimed put one in a situation of "oh no i feel SO bad..... but also this is the funniest thing in the world"
But like just rearranging these is not gonna help
June 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
But like just rearranging these is not gonna help
Okay yeah Damian Wayne is exactly that funny.
![Jon Kent: What the what? Dude, who exactly ARE you to these guys?
Shadowy hooded assassin: He is the pinnacle of the line of Al Ghul. The bringer of blood. The hunter of men. The Demon's Son is a child with the demon's touch, carrying a million deaths in his hands.
Damian Wayne, MASTER of deceit: [punting him across the room] You have me confused with someone else.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vnpwaprdfrynybdp4ly4yfdd/bafkreifahznyqnjftfqzoqbenlqc6qnbcen666bbadwa327j4yp3ymnism@jpeg)
May 31, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Okay yeah Damian Wayne is exactly that funny.
oh also I picked up the first couple volumes of Super Sons bc it sounded hilarious and I now just keep this on my phone to cheer myself up with
May 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
oh also I picked up the first couple volumes of Super Sons bc it sounded hilarious and I now just keep this on my phone to cheer myself up with
A door long barred creaks open at last. Behind it lurks a deep abyss, unfolding, echoing with strange names, thick with the growth of decades....
May 19, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A door long barred creaks open at last. Behind it lurks a deep abyss, unfolding, echoing with strange names, thick with the growth of decades....
yes. this is the perfect place to be.
May 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
yes. this is the perfect place to be.
this is dedicated to the customer who spent like two minutes ranting at me about a feature of my job that I vocally hate and stuck my neck out in front of a corporate visitor to argue against
March 14, 2025 at 5:37 AM
this is dedicated to the customer who spent like two minutes ranting at me about a feature of my job that I vocally hate and stuck my neck out in front of a corporate visitor to argue against
I remain on my usual bullshit
March 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I remain on my usual bullshit
if you can guess what genius page I am on to receive this list of "you might also like" I will give you five dollars
February 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
if you can guess what genius page I am on to receive this list of "you might also like" I will give you five dollars
and that's BEFORE it somehow does know 'westering', which
February 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
and that's BEFORE it somehow does know 'westering', which
somebody in design cannot believe nobody stopped them
February 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
somebody in design cannot believe nobody stopped them
today in getting read for filth
@failedawillsave.bsky.social: have you ever played Borderlands? I feel like you'd get really into those
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February 6, 2025 at 12:54 AM
today in getting read for filth
@failedawillsave.bsky.social: have you ever played Borderlands? I feel like you'd get really into those
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@failedawillsave.bsky.social: have you ever played Borderlands? I feel like you'd get really into those
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5. for Christmas Avery and I got a couple of Lego botanical sets and we've been making a little thing out of sitting down together and building them, splitting it up over days, and it's really nice.
here's a picture of an unrelated Lego robot cat trying to eat one of them.
here's a picture of an unrelated Lego robot cat trying to eat one of them.
January 21, 2025 at 7:35 AM
5. for Christmas Avery and I got a couple of Lego botanical sets and we've been making a little thing out of sitting down together and building them, splitting it up over days, and it's really nice.
here's a picture of an unrelated Lego robot cat trying to eat one of them.
here's a picture of an unrelated Lego robot cat trying to eat one of them.
i am many things, some of them trying, but none of them are generic
December 16, 2024 at 2:22 AM
i am many things, some of them trying, but none of them are generic
oh also: spirited debate in the workplace yesterday
November 13, 2024 at 10:09 PM
oh also: spirited debate in the workplace yesterday
Well, there's this.
November 6, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Well, there's this.