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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 11h

Failing to get better

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 14h

I can imagine that the star of the Eat, Pray, Love movie believes this about problematic artists, sure.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 14h

Something really funny and satisfying about a smiling cartoon pfp over videos that can't even crest 1k views with 60k subscribers.

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 14h

I'm sorry they were mean to your best friend TS

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 16h

Karaoke is for luring someone you don't like into a rap duet letting them destroy their reputation with slurs while you just skip those words.

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 19h

You can shag the flag if you want, no one I respect ever will though

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 20h

Rarely does a man so loudly pronounce that he's fine being spat on everywhere he goes until the day he dies

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

God you people really just cannot read a single room can you

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

They're going to drive vans around with fake aerials on top that they say can detect if you're a wrongun

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I have no idea how Frum types anything with his hands so slick and smothered in Iraqi blood

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Confident people who know what they're talking about are always saying things like "You already defeated your argument"

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

The Carpenter Brut hospital shootout edit goes so nice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5RwB...

Carpenter Brut - Roller Mobster

YouTube video by PUi

www.youtube.com

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

"Gentle reminder that you are currently acting a spokesperson for a large company"
bhuuuuuuuuuAAAAaAAA?

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Ahh no really but their Eurovision entries are always so inspiring and not at all like a musical interpretation of the norovirus

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Ban the consumption of cool liquids across the entire company as per the founder's wishes

Jalopnik @jalopnik.bsky.social · 1d

If You Were Ford CEO For One Day, What Would You Do?

What would you do if you were Ford's chief executive for a day?

www.jalopnik.com

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

The funniest outcome to all this is Stephen Miller eventually having to undergo what we might refer to as a celebration of human life and dignity

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Don't sign your posts

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

"It's news time, bitches!" but he can't say bitches the right way and it really brings the mood down across the newsroom

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

The most popular baseball team in the entire world is a slur, you learn new things every day I guess

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Stalin and Roosevelt forging a friendship on bullying a British aristocrat is heartwarming

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

"Everybody come and laugh"
*replies off*

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I saw the helldude at Midwest Furfest and he was just walking around in a giant sardine tin

Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

I preferred the debut but Toxicity was incredible and then I hated pretty much every single thing they did after. Mezmerise/Hypnotize was dogshit.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

John Boyne wrote holocaust revisionism, refused to read the Auschwitz memorial's criticism of his novel, and then during the LGBTQ book longlist scandle he switched between "boo hoo I'm not safe rn" to "hahaha I'm uncancellable" by the hour.

At no point has anyone stopped paying the miserable cunt.

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Ferengi Liaison to Project Cybersyn @sovietcola.bsky.social · 1d

Groimes you need to do a voice in my game
"Elon, I have a gun. Where is my son"
Groimes the game, pls. It'll be so based.

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