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sauce but it's january

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sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

about to do the same plus groceries myself actually

January 19, 2026 at 6:19 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

I'm aware, it's just that "heading to binnys for a marz" sounds silly in the way a lot of scifi terms do

December 12, 2025 at 8:19 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

needless to say I WILL be getting this when it drops

a 2011 tweet from tyler the creator reading "Un-Follow Me Now, This Is Gonna Be the Only Thing I Tweet About For The Next Week. Ive Wanted This For Years Fuck. What The Fuck."

December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

it's fuckshit friday once again!

November 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

this is how I do it, but that's because I write with my left hand

a pair of chopsticks being held in front of a display, the lower chopstick is nestled in the groove between the pointer finger and thumb and is being propped up by the ring finger, the upper chopstick is being held like a pen

November 11, 2025 at 5:53 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

it's fuckshit Friday

November 7, 2025 at 12:27 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

so uhhh, how the fuck am I supposed to get past this?

September 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

eat your burgers apollo

a takeout tray with 4 different kinds of sushi

September 18, 2025 at 9:29 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

don't worry gamers I still enjoy otag

a mirrored picture of a beige cat staring directly at the viewer with a neutral expression

August 28, 2025 at 12:14 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

objectively correct fruit tierlist

July 30, 2025 at 10:12 AM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

this and some improv comedy tonight (:

a plate of butter chicken, rice, and naan to the left of a cocktail called apple fizz with a napkin wrapped fork and knife below it, all on top of a brown hardwood table

July 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

flaming red text word art that reads "dutch typo"

July 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

ok but that's still not her name (pic attached for fun smile)

photo of a hairless kitten sat on a fluffy white blanket it is look at the person taking the photo who is just behind the camera

June 28, 2025 at 6:11 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

craziest roll of my fucking life wins me the game holy shit, maybe some day I'll be able to play a game with 3 other people instead of just me and austin but hey it's still a great time (also here's the end stats)

a screenshot of the wii game fortune street, at the top is text reading "Koopa's Tycoon Town 45000" while on the left is a column with the word "Positions" at the top followed by a long haired mii in first place, a bald mii in second, luigi in third, and princessa in fourth. Underneath the placements is a turn counter reading "Turns 115" with a graph to the right showing the the overall change in net worth of all players and a dotted line determining the target amount of net worth. The 4 lines have the same colour as the player whose box in the placement column it represents, with blue being the highest on the graph above the target amount, the second highest being just below the target amount, the third highest being a bit below the second line, and the lowest being just under halfway to the target amount line.

A spreadsheet with values as follows in turn order, at the top "Number of sales, 48, 38, 25, 33."
Second "Total, 13361, 21301, 4569, 8921."
Third "Average, 278, 560, 182, 270." Fourth "Greatest, 2917, 3950, 828, 1593." Fifth "Number of payments, 19, 35, 38, 31." Sixth "Total, 4732, 11260, 9429, 6125." Seventh "Average, 249, 321, 248, 197." Eighth "Greatest, 1593, 2917, 2415, 1425." And ninth "Stock return, 20681, 18289, 4900, 13800." At the bottom left is an instruction with the symbol for the wii remote B button reading "Close results"

A text box at the top with "Koopa's Tycoon Town 45000" below that a spreadsheet reading by row with the first set of values being "Net worth, 48210, 41519, 18847, 33676." Second "Ready cash, 7988, 29391, 3380, 2440." Third "Stocks, 23810, 0, 10500, 26250." Fourth "Property, 16412, 12128, 4967, 4986." Fifth "Level, 7, 7, 9, 9." and Sixth "Upcoming salary, 3341, 2912, 2596, 2598." At the bottom left is an instruction with the symbol for the wii remote B button reading "Close results"

June 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

it's fuckshit friday

low resolution picture of a cat staring into the camera, this is the same cat that is used for the "otag" 7tv emote

May 16, 2025 at 7:33 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

tier list based on that one meme where a person is beat boxing in the hospital patient's room (you know the one)

a tier list of sonic series characters with the follow tiers "beatboxes, is not the patient" "beatboxes, is the patient" "asks them to stop beatboxing, is not the patient" "asks them to stop beatboxing, is the patient" "is not the patient or beatboxer" "heart monitor" "coma" "flatlined" "medical malpractice" and in all caps "who are you people?!!!!"

May 11, 2025 at 3:40 AM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

May 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

cropped screenshot of a 4chan post, with text in all caps saying "it's not fucking weed you piece of shit stoner" to the left of the text is picture of Kermit the frog yelling with a sesame street watermark in the lower left corner

April 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

happy ides of march everyone!

1.5 ounces of a peach bourbon sour cocktail

a butter knife held above a bowl of ceasar salad

March 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM

sauce but it's january

@soyeahsauce.bsky.social

just had this goated lunch, now I'm live at www.twitch.tv/soyeahsauce watch me play some Zelda, or to catch fish in lurkbait! Maybe even type in !otag who knows ‹: