I want to tie dye a lobster now

ive dreamt of having this for years

Weird Al im coming for you

also this song is about my cat meowing to go outside

this is the result of me trying to get a useable sound out of the cheapest plastic toy guitar ive ever seen

they're also all probably doing way better than me as artists but at least I respect consent and don't fuck people over 🤷‍♀️

Honestly you can do pretty good if you’re willing to buy the important bits online. Cool chilli company even sells fresh poblanos when they’re in season.

I wanna see her floating down the Mississippi with chickens, I wanna see her in the crack house, I wanna see her complaining about Elon's cheap mattress, I wanna see her seducing Chelsea Manning

I felt like this when watching that Tetris movie. Half way through it still felt like I was watching a montage or trailer, or maybe just the world’s longest YouTube short.

I think a lot of people just have really poor laptop speakers and don’t notice how bad the sound quality is until it’s time for them to go up and perform on stage

didnt need anybody to tell us this for me to already know it was the best video of the year

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