not getting the joke on this site has reached levels i didn't even think were possible

Illegal occupation is evil. Ethnic cleansing is evil. Sniping children is evil. Running over pregnant women and children with tanks and bulldozers is evil. Creating mass graves of palestinians is evil. Stealing land is evil.

Now pretend to cry about “having to” slaughter children, you fking chode

For legal reasons I'd have to say "no" and advise the other person to do the same.