It is a certain type of hellish to get your eyes dilated while seeking treatment for a severe migraine. The light is knives, and you're letting more in?!?

It's been an expresso powder in the oatmeal kind of morning.

I opened my windows because the weather is nice, and now everything smells like bradford pear trees 😭

You know you are in a true IT meeting when the group is praised for not including a flaming dumpster gif in the presentation.

Going to a dentist office that is perched over a bakery is giving modern tantalus vibes. Can the fluoride dry faster, please?

Speedrunning chores in that fleeting moment between wanning anxiety and rising despondency which is the only time anything productive gets done.

The fire alarm in my building was set off by someone washing their car. Did not have that cause as my guess while waiting for the all clear.