[whispers] woooorth iiiiiit

teaming up with my huzz to find all the special outfits in mario kart world

dang, shoulda known he's a snickers boi

we're gonna lose Burrow to the ether if we don't bring the "fun" next season aka
BUILD A SOLID D
FIRE ALL THE COACHES
& PUT SOME BUTTERFINGERS IN THE SNACK BASKET
j/k idk what he likes
but see what happens when that man's allowed to throw a ball? jfc

it happened!
scratched the itch enough,
needs more pickles

i'm 41yrs old & very stressed out. timing etc.

ok now i want chipotle, too.

like, i'm craving the dumbest fast food out of nowhere. not sure i've had it in over 5 years (chipotle does NOT count & we all know it). i would honestly worry i was pregnant if it weren't scientifically impossible

even the bathroom scale started as a parlor game. people were obsessed with it, so they shrunk it down for home use. life insurance companies adopted it as a way to judge a patient's health, because numbers are easy. but they shouldn't mean anything to the average person.

please, please tell me it has his big fancy name in gold on the outside like a fcking casino

no way! how long were you a driver? didja see the whole country?

remember waking up to this shit in 2005 and never wanting to eat again? why are we back here??