I admit it. I did a double take. We live in interesting times.

A vacuum cleaner designed for pet hair works well. I have two women in my house who leave hair spiders everywhere and a dog who sheds. The vacuum works well and the brush doesn't need haircuts!

After an orc encounter, one of my human PCs jokingly said he started eating one of the bodies because "it was the only way to take its power." We then dubbed the meat "orc pork." I laughed about it for days.

The PC became canonically cannibalistic. 🤣

Interesting. I've never heard of the "one-page dungeon" contests. I'll have to check it out!

Developing his neural network is an iterative process. I anticipate he'll be able to pass the Turing Test within the year.

The Thought Police approve.