Ryan
@spacecoy0te.bsky.social
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wtf is this what it’s like to have a competent offense? This is great!
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I made friends with one of the stewards there when I did a tour a few years back so we might have a way 🤣
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This cake is a lie, but that doesn’t make it any less funny 🎂
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Almost sucks as much as Gates’ tone out of this thing
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I don’t know what cursed me to be both a Tottenham Hotspur and Cleveland Browns fan, but there’s something simultaneously beautiful and revolting about seeing the Mistake on the Lake go across the pond to muck it up at N17
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PSA: instead of listening to another Taylor Swift record, you could throw this on and support musicians that don’t use their private jet to do the grocery shopping…

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Death Above Life by Orbit Culture on Apple Music
Album · 2025 · 10 Songs
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Ooof come on new guy 🤦‍♂️
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All I need is for the Guards to count to 2 this week and we can’t even seem to do that right
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Gabriel will be number 41🫠
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Great pic. The perspective kinda threw me off at first, I thought the man in the plaid suit had a ridiculously large hat.
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“Won’t somebody think of the children?”

“Oh we did. We said fuck them kids”
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Extra baseball? I mean ok but come on 😅
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My most recent ex was from Houston (yes, I realize different team. idgaf), so I'm saying this with my whole chest #guardsball
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I need three things this weekend:
-Boston to not start slacking because they’ve clinched
- Joey Cantillo pitching lights out tonight
- Enough beer at the stadium on Sunday for me and my dad
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Wasn’t our night tonight but it’s hard to argue with this view #guardsball
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Dinner tonight made me realize my family’s true Italian superpower: being able to eat so much garlic that there’s a 5 mile vampire exclusion zone around my house.
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I had to make sure I was still watching the Guardians and not a Savannah Bananas game
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I’m aware, but I would say as far as surface area, there was more contact with David’s face than the bat