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𝐓𝐀𝐊𝐄 𝐈𝐓 𝗘𝗔𝗦𝗬, 𝐁𝐀𝐗𝐓𝐄𝐑 . 𝐈 𝑯𝑨𝑻𝑬
𝐓𝐎 𝐒𝐄𝐄 𝐀 𝙂𝙍𝙊𝙒𝙉 𝙁𝙇𝙔 𝐂𝐑𝐘 .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
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“ sure, let's go with that . ”
😭 .
😭 .
“Because it is a bigger number?”
“ there we go . 69 was always superior . ” 👹
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
January 23, 2026 at 3:48 AM
“ sure, let's go with that . ”
😭 .
😭 .
“ there we go . 69 was always superior . ” 👹
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
“Oh! Very well.”
Evelyn summons two more pounds of sugar 👺
Evelyn summons two more pounds of sugar 👺
he can tell it's exactly 67 pounds, and he's giving her a judgmental look . 💀
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
January 23, 2026 at 3:42 AM
“ there we go . 69 was always superior . ” 👹
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
he can tell it's exactly 67 pounds, and he's giving her a judgmental look . 💀
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
Evelyn summons 67 pounds of sugar.
“ as much as you would believe would be in an average candy store . ”
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
January 23, 2026 at 3:32 AM
he can tell it's exactly 67 pounds, and he's giving her a judgmental look . 💀
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
“ i do not like the six - seven . add two more pounds . ” 👹
“ as much as you would believe would be in an average candy store . ”
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
“How much shall I summon ? Or more importantly, how much would usually summon him?”
“ it's either sugar or revenge, and sugar certainly seems like the easier bait . ”
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
January 23, 2026 at 3:16 AM
“ as much as you would believe would be in an average candy store . ”
💀🙏 .
💀🙏 .
“ it's either sugar or revenge, and sugar certainly seems like the easier bait . ”
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
Evelyn doesn’t comment, but she knows what he means. 👺
“Well, he certainly seems very silly. Perhaps we can lure him with sugar?”
“Well, he certainly seems very silly. Perhaps we can lure him with sugar?”
“ yes .ᐟ we are best buddies . ”
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 AM
“ it's either sugar or revenge, and sugar certainly seems like the easier bait . ”
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
what's with all these villains and 👹 revenge 👹 . 💀
“ yes .ᐟ we are best buddies . ”
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
“Oh! It is Baxter you seek ? Yes, I do know him.
But I do not know where he currently is.” 💧
She blinks.
“But fret not! We shall find him eventually.”
But I do not know where he currently is.” 💧
She blinks.
“But fret not! We shall find him eventually.”
“ hmm ... alright . one head and one computer head is better than only one . ”
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
January 23, 2026 at 3:06 AM
“ yes .ᐟ we are best buddies . ”
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
wrong . he's your boyfriend 💀
“ oh, good, good . he goes a little crazy for sugar ── he is very much a goofball . ”
😭 .
“ hmm ... alright . one head and one computer head is better than only one . ”
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
“I… have not, no. But I can help you search for it if you would like?”
“ ... have you seen a mutant fly around here, screaming about sugar, by chance ── i lost my palsy walsy . ” 👹
January 23, 2026 at 2:59 AM
“ hmm ... alright . one head and one computer head is better than only one . ”
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
💀 .
“ oh, baxter and his obsession with sugar ── ” 😔
“ ... have you seen a mutant fly around here, screaming about sugar, by chance ── i lost my palsy walsy . ” 👹
“… May I help you ??”
January 23, 2026 at 2:53 AM
“ ... have you seen a mutant fly around here, screaming about sugar, by chance ── i lost my palsy walsy . ” 👹
baxter, my pal ... my palsy walsy .... my buddy boy ..... 🥰
January 21, 2026 at 9:44 PM
baxter, my pal ... my palsy walsy .... my buddy boy ..... 🥰
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𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
January 21, 2026 at 7:07 AM
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𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐌𝐘 𝗣𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬 𝗪𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗬
「 * 𝗕𝗔𝗫𝗧𝗘𝗥 」 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒
──── 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑳𝑫,
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝑯𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ── .ᐟ
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝑯𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ── .ᐟ
January 21, 2026 at 7:05 AM
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𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝑯𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ── .ᐟ
𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝑯𝑼𝑴𝑨𝑵𝑺 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝙊𝘽𝙀𝙔
𝐔𝐒 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ── .ᐟ