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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 4h

kobold yips and disappears

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 8h

here you go!

💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎💎

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 8h

and some people actually bought it

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 20h

if the egg hatches in the exact midpoint between the two houses, the egg will hatch into a dunsparce that can evolve all the way to dududunsparce.

if you don't get dududunsparce after dudunsparce, then you did something wrong and you have to try again.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 20h

then you had to take them to the EXACT center of the south province and have a picnic, with no other pokemon in your party. you then had to wait for an egg, but if one spawns before 3 minutes have passed, it will not work. after that, walk between yours and nemona's houses until the egg hatches.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 20h

fun fact: i once convinced several people that Dudunsparce could evolve into Dududunsparce, and the way to evolve it was extremely convoluted and involved leveling both dunsparce and dudunsparce to level 100 with hidden abilities, the female holding a kelpsy berry and the male holding a rindo berry.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

the kobold is just eating rocks

Nora's Kobold Bot @koboldbot.bsky.social · 1d

kobold who is getting quite stoned

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

i hate it when youtubers go "if this video gets 100k likes by the end of the day, i'll upload the next video!"

like, dude, don't lock your content behind like goals. that's just dumb.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

the only thing this new "collaborations" feature on Youtube is going to do is make people unsubscribe from the original channel they were already subscribed to

either let people turn it off, or move them to a separate tab. it's not that hard.

Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

some kobolds bite, but it's impossible to tell which ones do until you try to pat them

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

goggles because wings, that big pink bow from that one charizard from the anime (image attached, for the femboys of course), a seat somewhere on it, there's def a handful of things.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 1d

i want Inteleon to hold me close and tell me that i'll always be his sweetheart while he gently strokes my back.

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Gizmo the Yipster @spacedoutkoblet.bsky.social · 2d

you hate gen alpha because they're chronically online and their memes make no sense.

i hate gen alpha because they are more openly racist, sexist, and anti-LGBT+ than boomers ever were.

we are not the same.

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