There are actual dishes in with the arm. He washed it with his dinner plates. Are there now soggy crumbs in the joins?? Old coffee grounds mucking up the knuckles? I need to know.

Literally no one else seems as absolutely unhinged about this dishwasher thing as I am. I watched that trailer and the second I saw this, nothing else in the trailer mattered - my thoughts were plagued.

Important note: this seems to have implied i haven't been on Tumblr in years. This is not the case. I never left. I will likely never leave. Where else can I get the surrealist memes?