Purple Stormtrooper
@spacejockee.bsky.social
Tall (6’4”), nerdy, personal trainer, thirst 🪤 and good vibes all around ☺️
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I’m already dreading to see Avatar, there’s no reason for a movie to be over 3hrs now. And I love going to the theaters, experiencing them as they were made to be watched. But 3hrs??!
December 23, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I’m already dreading to see Avatar, there’s no reason for a movie to be over 3hrs now. And I love going to the theaters, experiencing them as they were made to be watched. But 3hrs??!
For the amount of movies I’ve watched in my life, I’ve yet to see Lord of the Rings trilogy… the fantasy genre is hard for me, and the first one is 3hrs?!
Also, I just learned that the last film has an extended version thats 4h 23 mins!!! 🙃
Good grief… I can’t 🙂↔️
#LoTR #Hobbit
Also, I just learned that the last film has an extended version thats 4h 23 mins!!! 🙃
Good grief… I can’t 🙂↔️
#LoTR #Hobbit
December 23, 2025 at 10:15 PM
It’s giving brainwashed
December 22, 2025 at 9:33 PM
It’s giving brainwashed
Is nicki ok???
December 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Is nicki ok???
Wake up and slay the day. Or be a ninja turtle 🐢 whichever makes you happy 😊
December 22, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Wake up and slay the day. Or be a ninja turtle 🐢 whichever makes you happy 😊
December 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You know, #theForceAwakens is a fun movie that has all things that makes me enjoy SW. It may be a retread of old movies but its unapologetically a fun time and yes, there are some issues with the characters and narrative but, taking a step back and watching it for what it is- it’s awesome
#StarWars
#StarWars
December 21, 2025 at 10:07 PM
You know, #theForceAwakens is a fun movie that has all things that makes me enjoy SW. It may be a retread of old movies but its unapologetically a fun time and yes, there are some issues with the characters and narrative but, taking a step back and watching it for what it is- it’s awesome
#StarWars
#StarWars
If we’ve hooked up and exchanged numbers, there’s no reason to hit me up on the apps for small talk… what are we doing here? I’m just standing there like 🧍🏾♂️😬
December 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If we’ve hooked up and exchanged numbers, there’s no reason to hit me up on the apps for small talk… what are we doing here? I’m just standing there like 🧍🏾♂️😬
Just rewatched Glass Onion: a Knives Out mystery, it’s truly a classic that has aged well.
The backstory, plot, the backdrop of it taking place during the pandemic, the twists and Benoit Blanc is a delight but it’s really Janelle Monét’s dual role that is the cherry on top.
#GlassOnion
The backstory, plot, the backdrop of it taking place during the pandemic, the twists and Benoit Blanc is a delight but it’s really Janelle Monét’s dual role that is the cherry on top.
#GlassOnion
December 20, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just rewatched Glass Onion: a Knives Out mystery, it’s truly a classic that has aged well.
The backstory, plot, the backdrop of it taking place during the pandemic, the twists and Benoit Blanc is a delight but it’s really Janelle Monét’s dual role that is the cherry on top.
#GlassOnion
The backstory, plot, the backdrop of it taking place during the pandemic, the twists and Benoit Blanc is a delight but it’s really Janelle Monét’s dual role that is the cherry on top.
#GlassOnion
This is exactly why I think the word himbo is funny.
For added, context the term ”aspiring himbo” is kinda ridiculous. Are people actively trying to seem dumb by adding more muscle? Just say say you wanna be jacked. Nothing sexier than smart people, add some muscle, even better
For added, context the term ”aspiring himbo” is kinda ridiculous. Are people actively trying to seem dumb by adding more muscle? Just say say you wanna be jacked. Nothing sexier than smart people, add some muscle, even better
"aspiring himbo" sis you're either dumb or you're not. u can't unlearn that degree u have 😭
December 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
This is exactly why I think the word himbo is funny.
For added, context the term ”aspiring himbo” is kinda ridiculous. Are people actively trying to seem dumb by adding more muscle? Just say say you wanna be jacked. Nothing sexier than smart people, add some muscle, even better
For added, context the term ”aspiring himbo” is kinda ridiculous. Are people actively trying to seem dumb by adding more muscle? Just say say you wanna be jacked. Nothing sexier than smart people, add some muscle, even better
Immediately after, I watched Beyoncé Bowl… my goodness watching it a year after it released, it hits different. She’s not human 😮💨🔥
#BeyonceBowl #Beyonce #QueenB🐝
#BeyonceBowl #Beyonce #QueenB🐝
December 19, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Immediately after, I watched Beyoncé Bowl… my goodness watching it a year after it released, it hits different. She’s not human 😮💨🔥
#BeyonceBowl #Beyonce #QueenB🐝
#BeyonceBowl #Beyonce #QueenB🐝
Just watched ’A Quiet Place: Day One’ for the first time since it was in theaters. It’s so good.. the chemistry between Lupita and Quinn is beautiful. The entire 3-film series is gripping with so much heart.
#AQuietPlaceDayOne
#AQuietPlaceDayOne
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Just watched ’A Quiet Place: Day One’ for the first time since it was in theaters. It’s so good.. the chemistry between Lupita and Quinn is beautiful. The entire 3-film series is gripping with so much heart.
#AQuietPlaceDayOne
#AQuietPlaceDayOne
This Friday feels like it’s been 5 years long. Wft!! 😅
December 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
This Friday feels like it’s been 5 years long. Wft!! 😅
Is this real? Didn’t they make a book series about this AND movies??! This man thinks he’s Snow! It all makes sense now! 😂 #hungergames
Donald Trump announces the ‘Patriot Games'
It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
It's an 'unprecedented four-day athletic event' with 'one young man and one young woman from each state and territory'
December 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Is this real? Didn’t they make a book series about this AND movies??! This man thinks he’s Snow! It all makes sense now! 😂 #hungergames
December 19, 2025 at 4:29 AM
December 19, 2025 at 3:51 AM
If someone cooks dinner for me I’ll eat them out until sunrise. Thanks.
December 18, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If someone cooks dinner for me I’ll eat them out until sunrise. Thanks.
Wake up sleepyhead ✨
December 18, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Wake up sleepyhead ✨
When someone says:
“You had to be there”
this was one of the golden eras of TV 🙂↕️✨
“You had to be there”
this was one of the golden eras of TV 🙂↕️✨
on the first day of december, beyonce ruined christmas
December 17, 2025 at 5:08 AM
When someone says:
“You had to be there”
this was one of the golden eras of TV 🙂↕️✨
“You had to be there”
this was one of the golden eras of TV 🙂↕️✨
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
One of the most beautiful films made in the SW saga and some great storytelling 🔥
December 16, 2025 at 6:59 PM
One of the most beautiful films made in the SW saga and some great storytelling 🔥
The rush of adrenaline of almost getting caught while I was taking some slutty pics in the gym today 😅
December 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The rush of adrenaline of almost getting caught while I was taking some slutty pics in the gym today 😅