Chuck Walker
@spacewolf321.bsky.social
Rocket scientist, Star Trek enthusiast, NC State alum, and Wolfpack fan. I was @Chuck32 on the hellscape that Twitter became.
“The Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.”
-J.B.S. Haldane
“The Universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we *can* suppose.”
-J.B.S. Haldane
The SEC could never.
December 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The SEC could never.
I need one of these but filled with YooHoos.
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I need one of these but filled with YooHoos.
Raleigh is out of their jurisdiction, but Gomer is issuing citizen arrests.
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Raleigh is out of their jurisdiction, but Gomer is issuing citizen arrests.
At first I thought Leavitt might be upset that leopards ate her face. But then I realized she probably had a hand in orchestrating it. I continue to underestimate how evil these people are.
November 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
At first I thought Leavitt might be upset that leopards ate her face. But then I realized she probably had a hand in orchestrating it. I continue to underestimate how evil these people are.
Things are always at their hottest when reentering the atmosphere just before impact.
November 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Things are always at their hottest when reentering the atmosphere just before impact.
I’ve got 64 bits to store each of my numbers. Might as well use them all just in case I need to resolve position to within a nanometer at the edge of the observable universe.
November 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I’ve got 64 bits to store each of my numbers. Might as well use them all just in case I need to resolve position to within a nanometer at the edge of the observable universe.
I had my first beer on the way to see this movie in the theater. Definitely enhanced the experience, but I probably missed a few things sober me would catch later.
November 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I had my first beer on the way to see this movie in the theater. Definitely enhanced the experience, but I probably missed a few things sober me would catch later.
So am I but my wife still loves me.
November 23, 2025 at 8:14 PM
So am I but my wife still loves me.
This is just the universe rebalancing after we blocked a punt against UNC and they picked it up behind the line of scrimmage and ran it for a first down a few years ago.
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends away from #ncstateshit.
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends away from #ncstateshit.
November 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
This is just the universe rebalancing after we blocked a punt against UNC and they picked it up behind the line of scrimmage and ran it for a first down a few years ago.
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends away from #ncstateshit.
The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends away from #ncstateshit.
Throwing her hat in the ring to become Ole Miss football coach.
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Throwing her hat in the ring to become Ole Miss football coach.
I’ve run two marathons, yet do not possess the will necessary to accomplish this.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’ve run two marathons, yet do not possess the will necessary to accomplish this.
Childhood vaccines cause adulthood.
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Childhood vaccines cause adulthood.
Air a public reading of the unredacted files and you’d pull Super Bowl level ratings. You could fund SNAP for decades with the ad revenue.
November 20, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Air a public reading of the unredacted files and you’d pull Super Bowl level ratings. You could fund SNAP for decades with the ad revenue.
I miss having a president who I could go weeks without hearing about him.
November 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I miss having a president who I could go weeks without hearing about him.
Yet he gave up on the HCA premium subsidies for the *promise* of a vote on them.
Dump Chuck the Schmuck.
Dump Chuck the Schmuck.
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yet he gave up on the HCA premium subsidies for the *promise* of a vote on them.
Dump Chuck the Schmuck.
Dump Chuck the Schmuck.
In a just world they’d also be disbarred and spend some quality time in prison.
November 19, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In a just world they’d also be disbarred and spend some quality time in prison.
These clowns make Lionel Hutz look like Clarence Darrow.
November 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
These clowns make Lionel Hutz look like Clarence Darrow.
Same from Raleigh.
November 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Same from Raleigh.
Literally just heard this song in a restaurant less than an hour ago.
Is Bluesky spying on me?
Is Bluesky spying on me?
November 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Literally just heard this song in a restaurant less than an hour ago.
Is Bluesky spying on me?
Is Bluesky spying on me?