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I do not talk much
When I do, its generally about my girlfriend
I love Violet 🖤
When I do, its generally about my girlfriend
I love Violet 🖤
Happy Boxing Day, the day where I put Violet in a box and just kinda carry her around the whole day
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Happy Boxing Day, the day where I put Violet in a box and just kinda carry her around the whole day
Merry Christmas to my darling girl Violet. Our first Christmas together, first of the rest of our life, and you make me the happiest person in the world. Every time you smile, every time you look at me I see you look at me with those gorgeous eyes, I know I could never love anyone else. I love you.
December 26, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Merry Christmas to my darling girl Violet. Our first Christmas together, first of the rest of our life, and you make me the happiest person in the world. Every time you smile, every time you look at me I see you look at me with those gorgeous eyes, I know I could never love anyone else. I love you.
If Violet makes my Grinch heart grow a single size bigger I will experience cardiac arrest
December 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If Violet makes my Grinch heart grow a single size bigger I will experience cardiac arrest
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
I was stirring
I want my spouse
I was stirring
I want my spouse
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
I was stirring
I want my spouse
I was stirring
I want my spouse
This Christmas, you should get yourself a Violet
But not my Violet
That one's mine
But not my Violet
That one's mine
December 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
This Christmas, you should get yourself a Violet
But not my Violet
That one's mine
But not my Violet
That one's mine
Only 2 more days until Santa delivers me Violet for Christmas
I do not know how he is obtaining her and I am afraid to ask
I do not know how he is obtaining her and I am afraid to ask
December 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Only 2 more days until Santa delivers me Violet for Christmas
I do not know how he is obtaining her and I am afraid to ask
I do not know how he is obtaining her and I am afraid to ask
I couldn't imagine a more perfect girl then Violet, and I can imagine a lot of stuff. Like, a whole bunch.
December 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I couldn't imagine a more perfect girl then Violet, and I can imagine a lot of stuff. Like, a whole bunch.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Violet
And I had received all that was needed, so the next several days of Christmas were just spent cuddling her
Violet
And I had received all that was needed, so the next several days of Christmas were just spent cuddling her
December 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Violet
And I had received all that was needed, so the next several days of Christmas were just spent cuddling her
Violet
And I had received all that was needed, so the next several days of Christmas were just spent cuddling her
The only person I ever need is Violet, every other person just does not compare
December 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The only person I ever need is Violet, every other person just does not compare
Christmas is less then a week away, and I swear to the Gods if there isn't a 4'11 box under that Christmas tree
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Christmas is less then a week away, and I swear to the Gods if there isn't a 4'11 box under that Christmas tree
Important Update: I love Violet so much
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Important Update: I love Violet so much
Getting to see Violet smile every day is the only thing I would ever want to wish for
December 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Getting to see Violet smile every day is the only thing I would ever want to wish for
The idea that Violet loves me too is, to me, the greatest and most unfathomable puzzle of all
December 16, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The idea that Violet loves me too is, to me, the greatest and most unfathomable puzzle of all
The key to a woman's heart is about 30 feet of rope and a copy of Iron Man on DVD
December 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The key to a woman's heart is about 30 feet of rope and a copy of Iron Man on DVD
I'm not gonna lie, I feel bad for everyone else because they will never have a girl as amazing and beautiful and perfect as I do
December 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I'm not gonna lie, I feel bad for everyone else because they will never have a girl as amazing and beautiful and perfect as I do
You know its true love when you happily watch with her a 50 minute true crime documentary about a guy who just really fucking loves leaves
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
You know its true love when you happily watch with her a 50 minute true crime documentary about a guy who just really fucking loves leaves
The only thought to even cross my mind is how much I absolutely love my girlfriend Violet with my all heart.
In a distant second is "I wonder if I will ever get to taste a McPizza.."
In a distant second is "I wonder if I will ever get to taste a McPizza.."
December 14, 2025 at 10:26 PM
The only thought to even cross my mind is how much I absolutely love my girlfriend Violet with my all heart.
In a distant second is "I wonder if I will ever get to taste a McPizza.."
In a distant second is "I wonder if I will ever get to taste a McPizza.."
"Press x to Violet"
*Starts fucking mashing*
*Starts fucking mashing*
December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Press x to Violet"
*Starts fucking mashing*
*Starts fucking mashing*
Much like the story The Color Out of Space, I too have been driven mad by a color, though for me her name is Violet at its because I love her so much
December 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Much like the story The Color Out of Space, I too have been driven mad by a color, though for me her name is Violet at its because I love her so much
I'm happy to announce that the VGA's have given the award for Best Girlfriend to my darling girl Violet. Why that would be a category in the Video Game Awards was unclear, but she won with a unanimous vote
December 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I'm happy to announce that the VGA's have given the award for Best Girlfriend to my darling girl Violet. Why that would be a category in the Video Game Awards was unclear, but she won with a unanimous vote
Fun fact: Violet happens to be the name of the prettiest colour, the prettiest flower, and the prettiest girl on Earth!
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Fun fact: Violet happens to be the name of the prettiest colour, the prettiest flower, and the prettiest girl on Earth!
There is not a moment where I am not absolutely shocked that a girl as funny, amazing and stunning as my girlfriend Violet would love me just as much as I love her
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 AM
There is not a moment where I am not absolutely shocked that a girl as funny, amazing and stunning as my girlfriend Violet would love me just as much as I love her
I cannot imagine a better day in my books then work is so slow I am literally paid to spend my time with my amazing girlfriend. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, so I admire Violets eyes on company time
December 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I cannot imagine a better day in my books then work is so slow I am literally paid to spend my time with my amazing girlfriend. Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, so I admire Violets eyes on company time
No matter how hard or long the day, nor how much it takes its toll on me, every single day I know I have Violet is a day I end happy
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 AM
No matter how hard or long the day, nor how much it takes its toll on me, every single day I know I have Violet is a day I end happy
Every day, every hour, every minute and every second in which I live, from waking to sleep, is spent in awe of how I could have landed the most charming, sweet, beautiful girlfriend anyone could ever ask for
December 6, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Every day, every hour, every minute and every second in which I live, from waking to sleep, is spent in awe of how I could have landed the most charming, sweet, beautiful girlfriend anyone could ever ask for