somehow i think metaphorical wouldve been easier to explain

happy to report that even with the pictures i have no idea what's going on either

i hope he does i need to see fallon's face

"so this show blew up overnight it seems"
"yeah everyone likes to see me get railed by connor"

i wish i could screenshot on the app im using but alas im borrowing the book so i cant
ilya did say smthng to scott hunter that made scott punch him and get a 5 minute penalty as expected from ilya

partially bc i want to see how ilya terrorizes everyone else partially bc i want to know what everyone is talking abt when they mention the other books

dangle ilya in front of me like im a baby getting distracted by keys my sweet angel who deserves the world

"an unusual combination of her father's norwegian height and bone structure, and her mother's lebanese dark hair and olive skin"

keeping a tally every time a person of color is described in an egregious way

posting stuff like this which is very 2012 tumblr and hearing my friend in my ear going "you have millennial humor"

ilya rozanov my baby boy who deserves every time he gets punched but it's ok i still love him <3333 i need to read the other books still i know he haunts the narrative in all of them but he's not the main character which is unfortunate

i come on this app every 2 months to talk abt my latest gay show but the fandom on twitter is scaring me but it's my current hyperfixation so someone talk to me abt it thx

every time im like oh surely Now they're going to build tension and have actual stakes and like actually be a dramatic show it just kinda falls flat and im left staring at my tv like why did they choose THE SAFEST ROUTE and destroy any build up