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Sharon Dunford-Foster
@spadge13.bsky.social
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I sing things and jump about. Hate tambourines. Once ate jellied eels so that you don't have to. That sort of thing...

Garden, greenhouse learner, semi-feral feathered puppies and gooses.

Occasional menopause gubbins.

She/her
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You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you.

[Christ on a bike... 😬]
Three cushions with what can only be described as alarmed pointy fanged demon goat faces, from your nightmares.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Ah yes...
November 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Me flirting
A Never Stay Dead cartoon penguin with a little dagger in its flipper pointing at a red heart with its other flipper saying FIGHT ME, CUNT
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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Laszlo Cravensworth, a 310-year-old vampire from British nobility, a Staten Island resident. He is pensively sucking on a pipe...
November 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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Err nerr. Seems Reform might effectively be CaNcElLiNg ChRiStMaS...
Reform Party UK Exposed e @reformexposed X.com REFORM EXPOSED Oh gosh, Reform UK Kent Council has a dilemma. Cancel the Christmas lights or take down the flags. L Harrietsham Parish Council 6h. ... *****Christmas Lights on the A20**** Kent County Council has now issued the permit for the Parish Council's Christmas lights to be installed along the A20 in the coming weeks. However, the approval comes with a condition that any flags currently on the streetlight columns must be removed before the lights can go up, as they pose a safety risk. This condition from Kent County Council may result in the installation of the Christmas lights being unable to proceed as planned for 2025. Despite this, the Parish Council will still be liable for the hire cost, as the arrangements were in place before the permit was issued. Ne feel it is important to make residents aware of the current position and the financial implications placed upon the Parish Council by the condition of the permit. Having taken the time to arrange these for the community, it will be disappointing if they cannot be installed in the coming weeks, but unfortunately this situation is beyond the Parish Council's control.
November 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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📣 NEWS!
About time too! It's been announced by the UK government that questions about the menopause will be included in NHS health checks for the first time.

www.itv.com/news/2025-10...
Article headline reads New questions on menopause in NHS healthchecks to stop women 'suffering in silence'
October 23, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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This narcissist is mightily pissed off about the #NoKings protest isn't he? I've survived enough narcissists to recognise a narc injury rage response...
That fucking gold-plated narcissist is holding up a picture of his gold-plated narc box ballpit, above an image of the East Wing of the White House being ripped apart.
October 23, 2025 at 7:44 AM
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I'm not sure who needs to hear this, but painting roundabouts and hanging up flags isn't gonna bring your wife back. Nor will it make your kids respect you again.
October 13, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Late visitor 😊

#butterfly #wildlife #Autumn
A Red Admiral butterfly on a pale lilac scabious back-lit in Autumn sunshine A Red Admiral butterfly on a pale lilac scabious back-lit in Autumn sunshine
October 12, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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September 29, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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What's your sign?
Yellow triangle hazard sugn: RISK OF EXPLOSION
September 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Marked Safe From Rapture Today
September 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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FFS
THREE RACCOONS IN A TRENCH COAT image of Trump and wife - she's wearing a loooong trench coat and black sunglasses (AND WHATEVER TF THAT OTHER THING IS)
September 17, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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This needs to happen, for balance and suchlike... 😀
September 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Well.
Shocked Pikachu face
September 9, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Spotted on a bridge in Pontllanfraith in South Wales: 'Flags is it?'
A load of national Flags hung on a bridge, no England or Great Britain flag, haha!
September 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Spotted on a bridge in Pontllanfraith in
South Wales: 'Flags is it?'
A bridge with a load of flags hung on it, from many nations, but no England or Great Britain flag 😅
September 9, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy
Captain Pugwash is waving at you, me hearties.
September 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
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Insane piss-juggling utter shitloon despot Donald Trump, shouting on the White House roof with his new squareform hair/helmet - text reads DIDDLER ON THE ROOF
August 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Ahem...
Black and white image of a woman ringing a bell standing in a horse-drawn carriage with text Current mood: In 1908, Winston Churchill opposed giving women the right to vote. Irish suffragist Mary Maloney followed him around as he campaigned for Parliament, and clanged a large bell whenever he tried to speak.
July 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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July 9, 2025 at 6:45 AM
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The Fast Show, Mark Williams as the gangster chap, tapping his nose and saying "you ain't seen me, right..!"
July 7, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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BOOOOOAAAAAT!
Screenshot with map showing current location on the river
June 26, 2025 at 4:32 AM