Christine
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Reminded by the radio, I checked out my shopping breakdown and honestly wondering how you can eat more than I do.
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Reminded by the radio, I checked out my shopping breakdown and honestly wondering how you can eat more than I do.
Three times today I was careful to recognise my professional boundaries
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` not my circus , not my monkey '' .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face and says `` not my circus , not my monkey '' .
media.tenor.com
January 13, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Three times today I was careful to recognise my professional boundaries
So so grateful that one of my wisdom teeth could choose now to start playing up. I definitely feel like my family are challenging me but I don't need new teeth as proof.
a little girl is crying with the words " my head hurts my ear hurts my tooth hurts "
ALT: a little girl is crying with the words " my head hurts my ear hurts my tooth hurts "
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December 30, 2025 at 9:29 AM
So so grateful that one of my wisdom teeth could choose now to start playing up. I definitely feel like my family are challenging me but I don't need new teeth as proof.
A Merry Christmas to you and yours from the boys.
I am assured the snowperson is not being held against their will.
I am assured the snowperson is not being held against their will.
December 25, 2025 at 2:13 PM
A Merry Christmas to you and yours from the boys.
I am assured the snowperson is not being held against their will.
I am assured the snowperson is not being held against their will.
I ran a little workshop where I helped lab staff make natural bath soaks (oats & dried flowers). It was very nice but I think the smell of chamomile now lives in my skin
🌼👩🦰🌼
🌼👩🦰🌼
December 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I ran a little workshop where I helped lab staff make natural bath soaks (oats & dried flowers). It was very nice but I think the smell of chamomile now lives in my skin
🌼👩🦰🌼
🌼👩🦰🌼
I assume the Trump warships will be quite cheap to make; no need for long-range weapons since they'll only be shooting on their own fleet; no defensive structures since they'll only engage non-military opponents and will sacrifice other ships to protect themselves.
December 23, 2025 at 7:18 AM
I assume the Trump warships will be quite cheap to make; no need for long-range weapons since they'll only be shooting on their own fleet; no defensive structures since they'll only engage non-military opponents and will sacrifice other ships to protect themselves.
I got another sticker for my water bottle 😁
December 20, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I got another sticker for my water bottle 😁
Colleague has a reindeer toy decoration but they won't sit up nicely so I added some explanatory accessories 🤭
December 18, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Colleague has a reindeer toy decoration but they won't sit up nicely so I added some explanatory accessories 🤭
A very kind, generous person at work has gifted me a moral dilemma for Christmas
a woman in a blue sweater is covering her ears with her hands in front of an iq.com logo
ALT: a woman in a blue sweater is covering her ears with her hands in front of an iq.com logo
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December 16, 2025 at 7:46 PM
A very kind, generous person at work has gifted me a moral dilemma for Christmas
Been meaning to acknowledge for a while that the BBC Panorama thing is unacceptable.
Making it looks like Trump's speech had a coherent message is just perpetuating a dangerous lie.
Making it looks like Trump's speech had a coherent message is just perpetuating a dangerous lie.
dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
ALT: dr. evil from the movie dumb and dumber is sitting in a chair .
media.tenor.com
December 16, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Been meaning to acknowledge for a while that the BBC Panorama thing is unacceptable.
Making it looks like Trump's speech had a coherent message is just perpetuating a dangerous lie.
Making it looks like Trump's speech had a coherent message is just perpetuating a dangerous lie.
Greetings from gift wrapping central BTW.
My sister added family members to buy for, not considering the logistics of my Christmas shopping. 👶
My sister added family members to buy for, not considering the logistics of my Christmas shopping. 👶
December 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Greetings from gift wrapping central BTW.
My sister added family members to buy for, not considering the logistics of my Christmas shopping. 👶
My sister added family members to buy for, not considering the logistics of my Christmas shopping. 👶
Movie watching.
Description: after his wife is killed a doctor turns vigilante.
Me: 🤨 let's see how they they make that make sense.
*Opening scene of surgery.*
Me: ✋️ say no more
Description: after his wife is killed a doctor turns vigilante.
Me: 🤨 let's see how they they make that make sense.
*Opening scene of surgery.*
Me: ✋️ say no more
December 15, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Movie watching.
Description: after his wife is killed a doctor turns vigilante.
Me: 🤨 let's see how they they make that make sense.
*Opening scene of surgery.*
Me: ✋️ say no more
Description: after his wife is killed a doctor turns vigilante.
Me: 🤨 let's see how they they make that make sense.
*Opening scene of surgery.*
Me: ✋️ say no more
Trump: I'm the president of peace
Half of Europe: reinstates national service
Half of Europe: reinstates national service
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Trump: I'm the president of peace
Half of Europe: reinstates national service
Half of Europe: reinstates national service
Saw mortgage advisor today. He was explaining that we look to get the best currently available rate not better than my current (fixed term) rate and looked in the records for my current rate then laughed
😄
'yeah, won't get that now'
🤨
😄
'yeah, won't get that now'
🤨
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Saw mortgage advisor today. He was explaining that we look to get the best currently available rate not better than my current (fixed term) rate and looked in the records for my current rate then laughed
😄
'yeah, won't get that now'
🤨
😄
'yeah, won't get that now'
🤨
When shopping with paternal grandmother I learnt it was inevitable we would stop for coffee and a cake.
My dad is going one further by suggesting we start at the cafe.
🧁☕️
Testing my will power!
My dad is going one further by suggesting we start at the cafe.
🧁☕️
Testing my will power!
December 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
When shopping with paternal grandmother I learnt it was inevitable we would stop for coffee and a cake.
My dad is going one further by suggesting we start at the cafe.
🧁☕️
Testing my will power!
My dad is going one further by suggesting we start at the cafe.
🧁☕️
Testing my will power!
Global warming, the consequences:
There is currently a spider on my living room ceiling that is walking about like it's drunk. It keeps loosing its grip, falling and having to climb back up its web.
This spider should be dead, there has been no dignity for spiders this autumn/winter.
There is currently a spider on my living room ceiling that is walking about like it's drunk. It keeps loosing its grip, falling and having to climb back up its web.
This spider should be dead, there has been no dignity for spiders this autumn/winter.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Global warming, the consequences:
There is currently a spider on my living room ceiling that is walking about like it's drunk. It keeps loosing its grip, falling and having to climb back up its web.
This spider should be dead, there has been no dignity for spiders this autumn/winter.
There is currently a spider on my living room ceiling that is walking about like it's drunk. It keeps loosing its grip, falling and having to climb back up its web.
This spider should be dead, there has been no dignity for spiders this autumn/winter.
You would be amazed how many retail people see this and stop using spoken language back to you 😄
November 15, 2025 at 9:23 PM
You would be amazed how many retail people see this and stop using spoken language back to you 😄
What happens when a tree gets a jump-scare?
November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM
What happens when a tree gets a jump-scare?
Today I saw a potential Maga in the wild. (I retain some caution because of Halloween yesterday.) White male 20 to 25, blond hair, blue suit (no tie) and a real, red Maga baseball cap.
I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.
I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.
November 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Today I saw a potential Maga in the wild. (I retain some caution because of Halloween yesterday.) White male 20 to 25, blond hair, blue suit (no tie) and a real, red Maga baseball cap.
I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.
I had to read and check it wasn't one of the mocking hats so I'm sure my expression said everything.
Walking along a corridor and I caught this completely out of context moment.
Consultant: 💁♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you?
Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES
Consultant: 💁♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you?
Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES
October 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Walking along a corridor and I caught this completely out of context moment.
Consultant: 💁♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you?
Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES
Consultant: 💁♂️ I don't know...is £200 a month a lot to you?
Group of junior doctors: (instantly & emphatically) YES
I have a scratchy throat, sniffles and a temperature.
Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week
Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week
a man and a woman standing next to each other with the caption " it 's terrelian death syndrome is n't it "
ALT: a man and a woman standing next to each other with the caption " it 's terrelian death syndrome is n't it "
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October 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
I have a scratchy throat, sniffles and a temperature.
Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week
Do not be fooled by how mild this sounds, I am DYING and should be allowed to stay in bed for the rest of the week
I'm seeing so many new mushrooms this year. IDK if it's me looking or weather/climate etc but it's such fun!
October 7, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I'm seeing so many new mushrooms this year. IDK if it's me looking or weather/climate etc but it's such fun!
Reposted by Christine
A roadrunner. Meep meep!
I love them so much, lol.
I love them so much, lol.
October 3, 2025 at 6:11 PM
A roadrunner. Meep meep!
I love them so much, lol.
I love them so much, lol.
When the Halloween decorations highlight a significant gap in biology knowledge 🤭
September 26, 2025 at 6:50 PM
When the Halloween decorations highlight a significant gap in biology knowledge 🤭
I went to a traditional hairdresser, not accustomed to wavy/curly hair. She basically asked me **how** I wanted my hair dried straight, so enjoy it while it lasts, folks 😆
September 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I went to a traditional hairdresser, not accustomed to wavy/curly hair. She basically asked me **how** I wanted my hair dried straight, so enjoy it while it lasts, folks 😆