My daughter, out of nowhere, wanted me to make her strawberry jam (have never once made it). So I make her some strawberry jam and it came out pretty good! Asked my daughter if I did a good job, she looked me straight in the eyes and said, "No." Then told me to try it again but with blueberries.

Me: Let's check the news today.
CNN: He killed 15 people. Here's how.
Me: how about something else?
CNN: you'll never guess how he killed 15 people. Click here to find out.
Me:
CNN: 15 killed by man ranked by Instagram followers. See who's top!
Me: stop.
CNN: Jennifer Anniston lost 8lbs, see how!

I selected all of them and I was wrong.

Been on bluesky for roughly three days now. I've seen a lot of hentai furry dicks and have today discovered that "Fat Cock Friday" is a thing. I have nothing else to add to that. Good day