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They're out to get me
November 28, 2024 at 5:26 PM
They're out to get me
How do we measure smartness? Throwing them in the air?
November 22, 2024 at 10:53 PM
How do we measure smartness? Throwing them in the air?
Vacuum decay leading to the absence of all skeets maybe. I think we're safe for now unless physics change
November 22, 2024 at 10:51 PM
Vacuum decay leading to the absence of all skeets maybe. I think we're safe for now unless physics change
I'm sticking to my art deco chamber, thanks
November 21, 2024 at 12:22 PM
I'm sticking to my art deco chamber, thanks
Are posts disappearing from the replies? Is even this being taken away?
November 21, 2024 at 12:16 PM
Are posts disappearing from the replies? Is even this being taken away?
Vindictive? Earth is just trying to rebalance her microfauna
November 21, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Vindictive? Earth is just trying to rebalance her microfauna
Do not leave your cube for another cube. Just wait and you or your descendants will be able to escape eventually
November 21, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Do not leave your cube for another cube. Just wait and you or your descendants will be able to escape eventually
You can drink it as a latte and add syrup if you want. (Vanilla or lavender are great).
November 21, 2024 at 11:48 AM
You can drink it as a latte and add syrup if you want. (Vanilla or lavender are great).
I'm impressed with your ability to sound like a fortune cookie. Thanks, tuna
November 21, 2024 at 11:47 AM
I'm impressed with your ability to sound like a fortune cookie. Thanks, tuna
But a nice lavender matcha latte adds joy as the second coffee of the day
November 21, 2024 at 11:45 AM
But a nice lavender matcha latte adds joy as the second coffee of the day
Some criteria is not the same as SS eligibility. This is a circular argument. Why don't you continue it on your own
November 20, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Some criteria is not the same as SS eligibility. This is a circular argument. Why don't you continue it on your own
We could have fewer than three thumbs
November 20, 2024 at 1:32 PM
We could have fewer than three thumbs
I did not miss that statement, which is why I stated that you are incorrect. You are still incorrect. People are not eligible to collect SS until they are 62 (or meet disability requirements). That is not a requirement for survivor benefits for children.
November 20, 2024 at 1:30 PM
I did not miss that statement, which is why I stated that you are incorrect. You are still incorrect. People are not eligible to collect SS until they are 62 (or meet disability requirements). That is not a requirement for survivor benefits for children.
Or now we're just on one giant discussion thread, forever
November 20, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Or now we're just on one giant discussion thread, forever
No, you are incorrect. You must have worked for ten years. In some cases, you need only have worked for 1.5 years in the 3 years prior to your death.
I would suggest you understand what you're arguing for or against before doing so.
I would suggest you understand what you're arguing for or against before doing so.
November 20, 2024 at 12:29 AM
No, you are incorrect. You must have worked for ten years. In some cases, you need only have worked for 1.5 years in the 3 years prior to your death.
I would suggest you understand what you're arguing for or against before doing so.
I would suggest you understand what you're arguing for or against before doing so.
If you die before you're eligible, there are still survivor benefits for spouses and remaining parents of children if you've met work requirements. Anything they don't get goes to another retiree, not the government.
November 19, 2024 at 1:03 AM
If you die before you're eligible, there are still survivor benefits for spouses and remaining parents of children if you've met work requirements. Anything they don't get goes to another retiree, not the government.
And a Minecraft rubber ducky
November 18, 2024 at 2:56 AM
And a Minecraft rubber ducky
Does your phone have the camel emoji 🐪🐫
November 18, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Does your phone have the camel emoji 🐪🐫
I'm not advocating for or against any particular investment strategy, but funds like ss and older style db pensions assume lower growth and invest in high quality, low risk assets for a reason. Hell, even insurance companies are required to keep a majority of their claims reserves in similar funds.
November 17, 2024 at 12:14 PM
I'm not advocating for or against any particular investment strategy, but funds like ss and older style db pensions assume lower growth and invest in high quality, low risk assets for a reason. Hell, even insurance companies are required to keep a majority of their claims reserves in similar funds.
Tap their name, tap the 3 dots, select block account
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 AM
Tap their name, tap the 3 dots, select block account
Like the info sheets they make you sign before getting them? Make up better propaganda please.
November 17, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Like the info sheets they make you sign before getting them? Make up better propaganda please.
That relies on riskier investments in the market, which could also lose you everything in the event of a market crash. The ss fund takes less risk, which makes less but has lower risk of loss.
The ss fund is also meant to be only a backstop. It is serving its purpose.
The ss fund is also meant to be only a backstop. It is serving its purpose.
November 17, 2024 at 4:02 AM
That relies on riskier investments in the market, which could also lose you everything in the event of a market crash. The ss fund takes less risk, which makes less but has lower risk of loss.
The ss fund is also meant to be only a backstop. It is serving its purpose.
The ss fund is also meant to be only a backstop. It is serving its purpose.
Oh I thought it was moran ...
November 17, 2024 at 3:54 AM
Oh I thought it was moran ...