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spam, The Sublime Dip
@spammm.bsky.social
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call me spam :) queer, she/they
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she's fine btw. bless to goodie for not kicking me very hard when she was trying to get up
Goodie, a red roan bay pony with four white stocking marks and wide white stripe on her face, looking at me with curiosity because she thinks i have snacks
December 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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uh ok don't dm i guess
screenshot of my direct messages tab on bluesky saying i need to "age assurance" to get DMs
December 17, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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most of the trees were called like 8 Foot Douglas Fir or whatever but this one was called Noble Empress
December 11, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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menards has their christmas tree dissociation zone set up
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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evil winter weather today
screenshot of the weather app for me today. it is currently 39°, feels like 22°, and raining. thw houy forecast shows that after the rain there will be strong winds.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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selfie in one of my traditional winter outfits aka putting on any random clothes i grab until i have enough layers
photo of me smiling in my car, wearing olive green overalls, a colorful hawaiian shirt, and a black and grey striped thermal shirt
December 2, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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this teenager has the shining but for entertaining toddlers in a dog suit???
"Pretty soon all of them would have been crying, but I stopped it." "Yes. You did the Hokey Pokey. A splinter of genius. How did you know it would work?" "I didn't." But actually...I did. On some level, I did. He smiled. "At Joyland, we throw our new hires—our greenies— into the mix without much in the way of preparation, because in some people, some gifted people, it encourages a sort of spontaneity that's very special and valu-able, both to us and to our pa-trons. Did you learn something about yourself just now?"
December 1, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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also that tutti frutti was originally a song about butt stuff little richard sang in clubs
sceentshit from Wikipedia: "Aw rooty" was a slang expression meaning "All right". According to Charles Connor, Little Richard's drummer, the original lyrics were: Tutti Frutti, good booty If it's tight, it's all right And if it's greasy, it makes it easy
December 1, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
a plastic horse skeleton that has been knocked down by the wind and fallen apart on a porch
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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michael's mirror selfie profile pic but now he is wearing oakleys and holding a bass
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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any time a sex scene starts happening in a steven king book i just picture dirk's stupid drawing of him and jane kissing that he drew for caliborn
November 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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when my brothers are irritating me and we're in hour five of a seven-hour drive
November 23, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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the hard life of a cat taking care of someone on bed rest
a small white and grey cat lying on someone's blanket-covered legs i a bed. the cat has her ears to the sides and her eyes mostly closed as she lies there, cozy and sleepy.
November 22, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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fuck you i'll do what i want
a screenshot from the co—star horoscope app: your day at a glance: do not fear the future.
November 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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@notquitereal.bsky.social @katbamkapow.bsky.social i never get to watch your hallowstreams live but i am watching the vod from saturday and wish i had been there to share an animal picture too, so here's Scooter! he's 35 and mostly deaf but still (literally) runs circles around the younger ponies
a side view of a small pony eating his breakfast. he is red and white with red spots on the white parts. his mane is white, red, and dark brown. the same small pony from the front. his forelock is dark brown, and his face is red with white on his forehead and cheeks (which has spread further as he gets older). he has very small fuzzy ears which are perked up because he hopes i have a treat for him.
November 14, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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chris gaines, garth brooks's evil persona
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
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without downloading new pics, describe your gender
twitter notification screenshot: "recommended for you: please shut the fuck up"
November 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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ok i think i'm done with reels
screenshot of a facebook reel with the title "when you realize you're dreaming." it's by one of those guys who records videos where he dresses up as his wife so he can make up arguments with her. but this screenshot is of the guy, in his wife wig, shirtless, with a piece of paper stuck to his chest with "lingerie" written on it. he's in the middle of making a face that i think is supposed to be surprised and seductive.
November 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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screenshot from a video with the title "ongoing sciatic nerve relief session" that shows a person laid on a table. the therapist (?) is holding the client's leg straight up and appears to be aggressively massaging her with a massage gun. it looks like she's going to use the massage gun like a sex toy.
November 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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saw your boyfriend at the reptile show
a ball python in a container with the label "pastel het clown"
November 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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inside austinwalker's mind
(Nancy Fouts, Dice Clock, 2011)

www.instagram.com/p/C3czHciI6Sw/
October 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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screenshot of a short video with a person with a nametaf that says "employee" and a face that has been distorted by filters giving the person huge eyes, a beard, and a think unibrow. the text on the screen says "REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE TODAY" in all caps.
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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researchers in the 1890s trying to figure out what asexuals are
October 16, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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me describing my new crush to my friends
October 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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wearing traditional midwestern autumn garb today (artist's interpretation)
a digital drawing i made of myself in the clothes i wore roday. a fat person wearing a dark red hoodie, jean shorts, tall socks and slip-on sandals
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM