Spamoman (Drink to the Past)
@spamoman.bsky.social
Pansexual, musical asshat. He/him/fae/drunk/ass
Follow for beer pics or random thoughts about video games and comics.
Follow for beer pics or random thoughts about video games and comics.
There's a Christmas event in Kirby Air Riders right now, and there's decorations and presents all over the city. It's a little touch, but it's adorable!
December 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
There's a Christmas event in Kirby Air Riders right now, and there's decorations and presents all over the city. It's a little touch, but it's adorable!
I'm texting back and forth with a rando who added me on Snapchat and I'm reasonably certain they're going to try and scam me, but I'm not sure how. What kind of absurd stuff should I make up about myself?
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I'm texting back and forth with a rando who added me on Snapchat and I'm reasonably certain they're going to try and scam me, but I'm not sure how. What kind of absurd stuff should I make up about myself?
Kratos owes somebody for copyright infringement.
December 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Kratos owes somebody for copyright infringement.
The thing I most love about Age of Imprisonment is Quino's fine ass.
December 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The thing I most love about Age of Imprisonment is Quino's fine ass.
In the Elder Scrolls and Fallout games, it turns out any vendor will trade any item you want for a large enough sword wound.
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
In the Elder Scrolls and Fallout games, it turns out any vendor will trade any item you want for a large enough sword wound.
Pro tip for Jirby Air Riders:
If you kill all the other racers, you automatically win any race.
If you kill all the other racers, you automatically win any race.
December 11, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Pro tip for Jirby Air Riders:
If you kill all the other racers, you automatically win any race.
If you kill all the other racers, you automatically win any race.
TFW your brain and 90% of your body say you need more sleep but your ass says it's time to poop.
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 PM
TFW your brain and 90% of your body say you need more sleep but your ass says it's time to poop.
AoI review (so far, 12 hours in):
Slashy smashy YAAAY gameplay fun.
I have never mentally checked out of a Zelda story so fast.
Slashy smashy YAAAY gameplay fun.
I have never mentally checked out of a Zelda story so fast.
November 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
AoI review (so far, 12 hours in):
Slashy smashy YAAAY gameplay fun.
I have never mentally checked out of a Zelda story so fast.
Slashy smashy YAAAY gameplay fun.
I have never mentally checked out of a Zelda story so fast.
2 hours in and Kirby Air Riders is Game of the Year.
November 21, 2025 at 7:04 PM
2 hours in and Kirby Air Riders is Game of the Year.
I'm a pan piper but I don't play the pan pipes.
October 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I'm a pan piper but I don't play the pan pipes.
Reading through Berserk and the story arcs are so long that I feel like there could be a better way to tell people what part of the story you're on, and the first thing that came to mind was "I'm up to the fourth time someone/something tries to rape Casca."
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This manga is not for everybody.
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This manga is not for everybody.
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Reading through Berserk and the story arcs are so long that I feel like there could be a better way to tell people what part of the story you're on, and the first thing that came to mind was "I'm up to the fourth time someone/something tries to rape Casca."
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This manga is not for everybody.
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This manga is not for everybody.
Enjoying my time with Pokemon Legends ZA quite a bit. I'm an adorable femboy.
October 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Enjoying my time with Pokemon Legends ZA quite a bit. I'm an adorable femboy.
Cheeseburgers.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Cheeseburgers.
This just in: Pokemon sells well.
(But for real, I think stats like this are always fun and interesting)
(But for real, I think stats like this are always fun and interesting)
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Sold 5.8 Million Copies Globally In Its First Week.
Pokémon Legends: Z-A Sold 5.8 Million Copies Globally In Its First Week
Approximately half of the sales were for Switch 2
www.nintendolife.com
October 24, 2025 at 4:46 AM
This just in: Pokemon sells well.
(But for real, I think stats like this are always fun and interesting)
(But for real, I think stats like this are always fun and interesting)
I'm not a furry, but goddamn are cat boys hot.
October 18, 2025 at 11:16 PM
I'm not a furry, but goddamn are cat boys hot.
A few hours into ZA, and it's fun so far, but like most Pokemon games, it's got an overbearing tutorial segment. I think I'll really like this game if it ever stops holding my hand.
October 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
A few hours into ZA, and it's fun so far, but like most Pokemon games, it's got an overbearing tutorial segment. I think I'll really like this game if it ever stops holding my hand.
Is this how to beer?
October 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is this how to beer?
Welcome to my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
Step 1: Smash fucking everything.
Thank you for reading my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
Step 1: Smash fucking everything.
Thank you for reading my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
September 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Welcome to my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
Step 1: Smash fucking everything.
Thank you for reading my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
Step 1: Smash fucking everything.
Thank you for reading my Donkey Kong Bananza strategy guide.
I just took apart a Joy-Con because only the thumbstick worked and none of the buttons did. I adjusted one button, and everything works fine now. I'm a tech wizard, apparently.
September 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I just took apart a Joy-Con because only the thumbstick worked and none of the buttons did. I adjusted one button, and everything works fine now. I'm a tech wizard, apparently.
Was gonna say "In Bed" after my fortune like I always do, but the fortune cookie had no fortune. I guess I'll never get laid again?
September 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Was gonna say "In Bed" after my fortune like I always do, but the fortune cookie had no fortune. I guess I'll never get laid again?
Anybody else think baby Blackbeard looks surprisingly like baby Hody? Knowing that Blackbeard is a descendant of Davy D. Jones, could that be related to the name Hody Jones? I know it's Japanese naming conventions, so the surname is first, but it could still somehow imply some relation.
#OnePiece
#OnePiece
September 15, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Anybody else think baby Blackbeard looks surprisingly like baby Hody? Knowing that Blackbeard is a descendant of Davy D. Jones, could that be related to the name Hody Jones? I know it's Japanese naming conventions, so the surname is first, but it could still somehow imply some relation.
#OnePiece
#OnePiece
IYKYK
Blue
Silver
Ruby
Fuck Gen 4
Black
Y
Sun
Shield
Scarlet
Blue
Silver
Ruby
Fuck Gen 4
Black
Y
Sun
Shield
Scarlet
September 12, 2025 at 12:27 AM
IYKYK
Blue
Silver
Ruby
Fuck Gen 4
Black
Y
Sun
Shield
Scarlet
Blue
Silver
Ruby
Fuck Gen 4
Black
Y
Sun
Shield
Scarlet