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AND DON'T... FORGET!
TO [[Like And Follow]] @coolknight95.bsky.social FOR MORE [[Hyperlink Blocked.]]
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DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]
THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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[But this holiday season, shouldn't you help the ones in the most need...?]
THAT MEANS ME!!!

/10th Anniversary
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EVERY [Big], EVERY [Shot], EVERY [Hyperlink Blocked], ALL YOURS, KRIS.
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VACATIONING IN [Burning acid] WHILE YOU SOAK IN THE [Hyperlink Blocked].
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CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]

/10th Anniversary
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THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass stunts] I HAVE [Becomed] NEO.
AND NOW IT'S MY [Mansion]! MY [City] MY [World]!
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DEALS SO GOOD I'LL [$!$$] MYSELF!
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PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
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HEY EVERY !
IT'S ME, SPAMTON G.

SPAMTON!
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FINALLY!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD [[Request Accepted]]
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I'M [Never doing that again].

/10th Anniversary
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[[Amazed at thi5 amazing transformation? You too can]] HAVE A [[Communion]] WITH [[Unintelligble Laughter]]
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Kris!?!? WAS THAT A [BIG SHOT] JUST NOW!?
WOW!!! I'M SO [Proud] OF YOU, I COULD [Killed] YOU!
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OTHERWISE, I MAY [bill] [my] [foot] [in] [your] [can], [if you] [$!*@] [My Drift...]

/10th Anniversary
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BUT KRIS DON'T [Breathe] YET!!
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YOU THINK MAKING [Frozen Chicken] WITH YOUR [Side Chick]
IS GONNA LET YOU DRINK UP THAT [Sweet, Sweet] [Freedom Sauce]?
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TAKE THIS DEAL AND YOU WILL [[Die]]!!
IT'S THAT GOOD!!!
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WAIT KRIS LOOK!! HEAR THOSE [Balloons]??? YOU ARE [1000th Customer]!!.
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PRICES SO LOW, EVERYONE I KNOW IS [[Dead]]!!!
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DON'T YOU W4NT TO BE JUST LIKE YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON????
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I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
I'LL GET SO.
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DON'T WORRY! FOR OUR [No Money Back Guaranttee]
THIS IS [One Purchase] YOU WILL [Regret] FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
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AFTER ALL, I HAVE SUS[stainEd] [Xtreme personal Damages] DUE TO A CERTAIN [CRT]...

/10th Anniversary
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CAT... ['sup?]
[Oh... that's] CAME FROM A [mammel's] [Hyperlink Blocked.]

/10th Anniversary