The poster formerly known as 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇
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spamuel.bsky.social
The poster formerly known as 𝙎𝙋𝙊𝙊𝙆𝙐𝙀𝙇
@spamuel.bsky.social
Shitty. Patches.

Industry plant
Living that spacer life - Ad Astra Ad Nauseam
Shitty space game: https://agbis.space
Shitty space stories: bit.ly/terriblespace
I do patch commissions. DM me
Awe, thanks :) I had a lot of fun making it. If anyone else wanted to make this shirt, here is the pattern we used:
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
So thank you! I just wanna show off some of the cool details because I am very proud of it.
December 9, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I did! My mom was teaching me how to sew, so I definitely had a master seamstress by my side while putting it together. Otherwise I probably wouldn't be showing it off 😅
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is amazing! People who can do this lifelike embroidery always impress me so much! I wouldn't even know where to get started on something like this

Also: I have a whole roll of this fabric from JoAnns before it closed
December 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Lmao, I didn't realize people actually thought this bsky.app/profile/spam...
I think Pluribus is exactly where the Breaking Bad cinematic universe needed to go to keep things fresh
December 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I prefer to think of it as 69% empty, which is nice
December 5, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Just a little more...
December 5, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I was with my brother in law at the time and he'll never let me live that down
December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Kinda felt the same way when all the dipshits were saying "go Brandon", and said as much pretty loud at the ren fest in Texas. Wouldn't you know it.. the only person who actually responded "fuck Biden" was a dude with some ss bolts on his neck and that seemed to track
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Seems like she kinda sucks at writing?
December 4, 2025 at 11:13 PM
At least Santa didn't devolve into a a series of "no no no no no's" like some holiday Hodor
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My personal favorite
December 4, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I've played this game before...
December 4, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Where do the Lego Star Wars games exist on this ranking?
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Unfortunately, Lisa Nowak definitely did that whole "drive across the country to kill her ex's new girlfriend" thing, but she got it talked down to felony burglary and misdemeanor battery charges. So, as I said before:
ALL ASTRONAUTS ARE SAINTS
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
He seems like a nice guy
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I use the hotkeys because I'm built different (have terrible hand-eye coordination)
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Writing ends up looking like a random letter
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
A glimpse into the good universe where Andrew Tate was just your local barista
November 19, 2025 at 11:09 PM