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Jake
@spannerman.bsky.social
Boring dad. Maker of things. Haver of hobbies. Former excessive consumer of fun chemicals.
Yeah sex is great but have you ever been quickdraw on the door window button and just yeeted a fly out of your ute like the fucken alien?
October 5, 2023 at 8:51 AM
Seeing a lot of young gents at the York Medieval Fayre taking ye olde goth gf on her best date of the year. Warms the heart it does
September 24, 2023 at 7:24 AM
John Deere tractor engineers are some real sick freaks. Just like "make that coolant line 7/8" ID. And that drain plug can be 1 1/16” hex"
Fucking perverts, gulag the lot of em
September 20, 2023 at 11:28 PM
Who up oiling they donk?
September 20, 2023 at 5:55 AM
Enjoying that, due to 3g getting switched off in Australia, I have to replace all of the Automatic Vehicle Locators in my shire's fire trucks. Good thing I'm not in a desperate rush to get everything serviced 2 months ahead of the normal schedule or anything haha we're all going to die
September 20, 2023 at 3:21 AM
This mf stealing the couch blanket
September 19, 2023 at 9:39 PM