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Aidan aka. S. Park

@sparkblade.bsky.social

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Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · May 6

The Aidan's Internet connection thread:

Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...

www.etsy.com

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 11h

<3 Always repost Ares.

TayaSigerson @tayasigerson.bsky.social · 11h

Thank you for aiding me war god. #hadesii #hades2

Melinoe politely offers blood-covered Ares some nectar

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 15h

Commissions are also an option if you want one in the colors of your choice, but are at a "pay me for my time" rate of $260 and will take a few months to get finished, probably.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 15h

I've decided my "I will definitely remove them from the #Anomalocaris Stack and put them in the mail" price for these guys is $180. Little low for my time, little high for their size (10 in/30cm) so probably fair all around. :3 Paypal preferred, HMU if you want one.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 15h

Oh yeah, Locke is absolutely the Tony Hawk of Final Fantasy games in my head. Hehehehe.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 15h

The double ears are SENDING me. :D

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Spicymancer @spicymancer.bsky.social · 1d

#bonktober69 Day 7: Upskirt!

Actiranger Tartan pussy reveal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏳️‍⚧️💝

Upskirt image of Actiranger Tartan in only a kilt showing off his various scars among other things.

Tartan: "Wouldja believe I had smaller tits as an egg?"

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, they're for sale, I'm just wobbly about how to price them. Living wage for my time is like $250? I feel nobody's gonna pay that. a "pay me to have fun at work" price is $150, which...maybe? But I still suspect they won't sell at that price point, so it's hard to get motivated to shill them.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

I have now

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Nice! I have some mushrooms like that in my yard right now. I took a spore print of one and it came out so pretty. <3

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Finding the right beads to have little pearly teeth was SUCH a great thing. <3 The mouth is fun to make.

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Mental Health Anomalocaris number 3 is done. Tried accurate (maybe?) gill fringes on this one. Was a PAIN to do and mostly just looks weird, so not doing that again. Still fussing with the pattern proportions. Better? Tempted to do "just one more?"

Colors inspired by mantis shrimp!

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

I doodled a scale footed gastropod plush, so you can see my vision. And i guess this counts for #invertober2025 anyway, but I wish I could sew it!

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

If I had infinite time I would be sewing weird little plushes for #invertober2025 because OH BOY would a scale footed snail plush be amazing! And I wanna make a cuttlefish SO BAD.

But I did take a little time to work on Mental Health Anomalocaris 3 today, it's almost done!

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Watered most of the orchids today. There's something so positive and uplifting about caring for plants!

And Polymnia (my scented hybrid phal) is starting a flower stalk! I swear, I'm never going to get to deliberately rebloom anybody, they all keep blooming on their own! :D

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

I generally have things set up to not see internet adds, but I caught one the other day pitching the Google AI for "getting ideas" about things and just....aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa *deep breath* aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh. I've been lying to paypal since I set it up, like all good furry artists. But good gods it's getting so annoying.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 1d

It's SO ANNOYING. The robot butler of the future isn't doing any of the stressful and boring things (why can't I have an AI assistant that like...manages my phone calls for me?) it's taking over the FUN things! I like to draw, I like to write, I like to research, and I like to come up with ideas!

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Sounds right to me.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

Mars was the Roman god of war.
That’s why we say ‘martial arts,' ‘martial law,' and 'court martial.'

Marshall was the Roman god of designer fashion at discount prices.
That’s why we have Marshall’s.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Woooo! I look forward to seeing it.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Heee. My husband is like that. He also has weirdly dense bones. Potentially related.

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Hello! Orchids are so great. And phals are not "hard" they're just very specific, once you get the hang of them they're dead easy to grow!

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Giving this a little bump. I might pull it down if it doesn't sell in the next few weeks. No point paying Etsy to endlessly re-list it when I can just take it to my next convention. <3

Anyway, anybody want a very large, very fancy pony princess?

www.etsy.com/listing/4360...

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Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

Oooooooh! Awesomesauce. Do you ever have trouble with the inside fogging up when the mask is worn?

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 2d

I LOVE how you make these. Do you buy the clear domes somewhere? I used to do fursuit eyes with these acrylic christmas ornaments that came in half to put little paper decorations in them, but they had some flaws, these look much nicer!

Aidan aka. S. Park @sparkblade.bsky.social · 3d

Almond mushrooms!

I just ate a huge bowl of wild mushroom stroganoff, so if you don't see me tomorrow it's because I'm throwing up my toenails, but I am 100% certain in my ID, and also they were DELICIOUS.

There's leftovers in the fridge and more to pick tomorrow, too. *drools*