Aidan aka. S. Park
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
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Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
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Tonight and all throughout the holidays, just remember—you aren't trapped in there with your family.
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tonight and all throughout the holidays, just remember—you aren't trapped in there with your family.
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
We're doing the big meal tomorrow not today (not that big, tbh, but there will be turkey!) so I'm just being a bit of a lump, though I do have to do some cleaning and prep. Not much, though. My responsibilities are the brussel sprouts and the mashed potatoes, neither a thing one has to prep ahead.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We're doing the big meal tomorrow not today (not that big, tbh, but there will be turkey!) so I'm just being a bit of a lump, though I do have to do some cleaning and prep. Not much, though. My responsibilities are the brussel sprouts and the mashed potatoes, neither a thing one has to prep ahead.
Oh my GOODNESS this is gorgeous! I love it. Dragon + creepy innards + marine biology = could not be pandering to my interests harder!😍
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh my GOODNESS this is gorgeous! I love it. Dragon + creepy innards + marine biology = could not be pandering to my interests harder!😍
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
Hmmmm. I don't really do "black friday sales" but I'm thinking of spamming the Fascinus plushes and trying to talk people into buying them. :D I have... uh... I guess I should go count them.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hmmmm. I don't really do "black friday sales" but I'm thinking of spamming the Fascinus plushes and trying to talk people into buying them. :D I have... uh... I guess I should go count them.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fealty to anybody is bunk, unless it's truly mutual.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
Equating holidays with fealty to nuclear family is a miserable trap.
Consider what you might do for and with community instead.
Consider what you might do for and with community instead.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Fealty to anybody is bunk, unless it's truly mutual.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
Your stuff is definitely on my wish-list! <3
When you buy my books, ask for them at the library, or recommend them to someone you know, you help me keep writing.
I’m a freelancer. There is no safety net under me. I literally live by my writing. The reason I can do this is because of you all.
I’m a freelancer. There is no safety net under me. I literally live by my writing. The reason I can do this is because of you all.
When the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
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November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Your stuff is definitely on my wish-list! <3
So normally I do some pretty spicy photos when I've finished an adult plush. But I also normally do those while the goober-child is at school. Which, uh... Her school gives them Wednesday off, I guess to help prepare the pie or whatever. She's not back until MONDAY. I guess after bedtime? Lol.
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So normally I do some pretty spicy photos when I've finished an adult plush. But I also normally do those while the goober-child is at school. Which, uh... Her school gives them Wednesday off, I guess to help prepare the pie or whatever. She's not back until MONDAY. I guess after bedtime? Lol.
Her grin at the end is the best thing I've seen all day. (It's early, but still, gonna be hard to top.)
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Her grin at the end is the best thing I've seen all day. (It's early, but still, gonna be hard to top.)
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
I have mine! :D
LISTEN UP!
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
December 1 is Monday.
This means I only have another 6 days to get an advent calendar to you.. Those days include Thanksgiving and a Sunday.
I will be doing a post office drop tomorrow! This is your last chance. I can't guarantee it'll get there by Monday, but it could!
SquidFacts.net
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
I have mine! :D
I got a bunch of awesome stickers, bookmarks, etc. from @layahimalaya.bsky.social who is definitely a kindred spirit for having Murderbot, fungi, and epiphytes! I'm treating the epiphyte zine as a coloring book.
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I got a bunch of awesome stickers, bookmarks, etc. from @layahimalaya.bsky.social who is definitely a kindred spirit for having Murderbot, fungi, and epiphytes! I'm treating the epiphyte zine as a coloring book.
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Waypoint Watcher statues are now available! Use the 🔗 in my bio to access the el shoppo. Or don't, I sorta love having these guys hanging around.... 😄
November 25, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Waypoint Watcher statues are now available! Use the 🔗 in my bio to access the el shoppo. Or don't, I sorta love having these guys hanging around.... 😄
Bad Houston Anomalocaris Model is stalking me online.😠
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Bad Houston Anomalocaris Model is stalking me online.😠
Oh hey, I'm in this one! (I'm one of the weird discord transsexuals, of course, though I do also like to share a good weird critter fact.)
November 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Oh hey, I'm in this one! (I'm one of the weird discord transsexuals, of course, though I do also like to share a good weird critter fact.)
Gapes, Success, Cat. (That latter was in the middle of "Vacations" but I just saw the cat part.)
first three words you see describes your 2026
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November 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Gapes, Success, Cat. (That latter was in the middle of "Vacations" but I just saw the cat part.)
I accomplished something today!
I re-arranged the beads so I could fit the mini-beads in the same storage drawers as the other beads.
Lol.
(Okay, I also made the usual brunch and did a little "real work" but tbh this feels like my only accomplishment.)
I re-arranged the beads so I could fit the mini-beads in the same storage drawers as the other beads.
Lol.
(Okay, I also made the usual brunch and did a little "real work" but tbh this feels like my only accomplishment.)
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I accomplished something today!
I re-arranged the beads so I could fit the mini-beads in the same storage drawers as the other beads.
Lol.
(Okay, I also made the usual brunch and did a little "real work" but tbh this feels like my only accomplishment.)
I re-arranged the beads so I could fit the mini-beads in the same storage drawers as the other beads.
Lol.
(Okay, I also made the usual brunch and did a little "real work" but tbh this feels like my only accomplishment.)
[Insert Kermit flail here]
I am SO not doing great, it's gone from "bad but with good days" to "bad but with good hours" and it's driving me crazy because I have things I WANT TO DO. Fun things! Creative things! Work things and hobby things and garden things and orchid things and AUGH.
I am SO not doing great, it's gone from "bad but with good days" to "bad but with good hours" and it's driving me crazy because I have things I WANT TO DO. Fun things! Creative things! Work things and hobby things and garden things and orchid things and AUGH.
November 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
[Insert Kermit flail here]
I am SO not doing great, it's gone from "bad but with good days" to "bad but with good hours" and it's driving me crazy because I have things I WANT TO DO. Fun things! Creative things! Work things and hobby things and garden things and orchid things and AUGH.
I am SO not doing great, it's gone from "bad but with good days" to "bad but with good hours" and it's driving me crazy because I have things I WANT TO DO. Fun things! Creative things! Work things and hobby things and garden things and orchid things and AUGH.
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Coming back with another Hades piece that I was supposed to finish in June when this meme was around (of course I had to draw it with Ares)
#HadesGame
#HadesGame
November 16, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Coming back with another Hades piece that I was supposed to finish in June when this meme was around (of course I had to draw it with Ares)
#HadesGame
#HadesGame
In light of #Hadesgame once again being up for some awards, let me remind everybody that I run an all-ships, all-kinks Hades discord server. Adults only, but we (mostly) don't bite. Come on in.
discord.gg/HMHqTw97Wa
discord.gg/HMHqTw97Wa
November 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
In light of #Hadesgame once again being up for some awards, let me remind everybody that I run an all-ships, all-kinks Hades discord server. Adults only, but we (mostly) don't bite. Come on in.
discord.gg/HMHqTw97Wa
discord.gg/HMHqTw97Wa
It's always interesting to me what does and doesn't get attention. Plushes are *generally* more popular for me than plant stuff, but this particular video got basically no views, while the orchid videos, even the "nothing new here really" one about repotting, have done okayish?
I never know, man.
I never know, man.
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
It's always interesting to me what does and doesn't get attention. Plushes are *generally* more popular for me than plant stuff, but this particular video got basically no views, while the orchid videos, even the "nothing new here really" one about repotting, have done okayish?
I never know, man.
I never know, man.
Small update: Lithops babies and a rescue orchid bloomed!
YouTube video by Aidan's Miscellany
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November 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM