Aidan aka. S. Park
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
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Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
Let's start with the important bits. I'm really weird (pos). I'm queer as snake shoes. :D I create things. If you want to support me, there's lots of ways, try the links below! Or just try here: www.etsy.com/shop/sparkcr...
Sigh. I didn't get to all the Fascinii, but...does it matter?
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
November 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Sigh. I didn't get to all the Fascinii, but...does it matter?
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Sometimes I get so tired of screaming into the void about the things I make.
The financial side of that isn't even the part that bothers me most.
Just... sigh.
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
November 29, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Red marble Fascinus. Just like the rest, $116 for a 10 inch, soft and cuddling flying fuck. :3
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
(P.S. I have FEASTED, which is good. Just... wish the capitalist hellscape was a bit better.)
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
November 29, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This one is tie-dye in soft pastels. $116 shipped in the USA if you want it. Comment or DM me. :3
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Who doesn't love a Flying Fuck? This one's heart pattern is very fun, and it's the same soft minky as the rest. <3 Support your local "novelty" artist this Black Friday.
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
Asking $116 shipped in the USA, DM or comment if you're interested. Reblogs always more than welcome. Thanks!
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
November 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
This one is one of my personal favorites. Trippy rainbow patterns on gorgeous soft minky. Give your flying fucks in colorful style. $116 shipped in the USA, just drop me a DM or comment if you want to claim it. But if nobody does, I won't be upset, lol.
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
November 28, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Oops, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." (or should it be "nudity?") I'm pretty sure no kids follow me, but it's still rude to not label your dicks.
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
Anyway, same deal as the other Black Friday Fascinus plushes, $116, drop me a DM or comment if you want it. <3
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
November 28, 2025 at 11:32 PM
In non-fucks news, I cannot be trusted in a store that has orchids. :D Especially orchids I don't yet have! This one is a zygopetalum, a type I've never grown before, but fortunately their care is very like oncidiums, which I do alright with.
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Oh look, it's another Fascinus plush! 10 inches tall and made of soft minky, this one in a mossy marble print. Moss agate? Something like that. $116 shipped in the USA.
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
November 28, 2025 at 7:40 PM
This one is for when you want your fucks to fly very high. (look closely at the pattern of the fabric. :D ) Part of my "gonna spam dicks all day, fuck Capitalism, also buy my stuff" Black Friday fuckstravaganza.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
$116 with free shipping in the USA. HMU if you want it and I'll send a paypal request.
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I wasn't very tired, I would take a fresh close-up of this so you can see that the fabric is patterned with little abstract butterflies whose bodies are made from the word "FUCK". A flying fuck made from flying fucks! For sale right now for $116, with free shipping in the USA.
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Give somebody a flying fuck for Christmas! My "I'm selling it on Black Friday so it's a Black Friday Sale" is going all day today, so I'll be spamming every plushie cock (and cunt) I have on hand.
WELP, my mother in law just cancelled on our day-late Thanksgiving, she's not feeling well.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
November 28, 2025 at 5:26 PM
WELP, my mother in law just cancelled on our day-late Thanksgiving, she's not feeling well.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
So there's going to be more dishes than people, despite the modest menu, since now we're down to four of us.
Dishes: Turkey, stuffing, gravy, canberry, mashed potatoes, brussel sprouts, rolls, pie.
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
November 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Another "for sale on Black Friday so it counts, right?" Fascinus plush. This one is made from teddy bear fabric, a Teddy Dick, if you will. It's $116, with free shipping if you're in the USA.
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Good morning! It's Black Friday, and like anybody who has to live in this capitalist disaster-zone, I must sell things to live. So today I sell plushie dicks!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
This particular one is a collaboration with @arithewolf.bsky.social and is made from real leather!
Give a flying fuck for the holidays!
Reposted by Aidan aka. S. Park
Tonight and all throughout the holidays, just remember—you aren't trapped in there with your family.
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Tonight and all throughout the holidays, just remember—you aren't trapped in there with your family.
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
They're trapped in there with you. 😈
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You just died, the sixth picture on your camera roll is what killed you.
Uhm... Yikes.
Uhm... Yikes.
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
November 28, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Goober and I have been doing bead sprites today! (And the last few days, really.) She wants to do a #Deltarune stop-motion video with them. And yes, she did assemble several of them herself, she's very good at it. (I especially love the NES-styled ones from the game in chapter 3.)
We're doing the big meal tomorrow not today (not that big, tbh, but there will be turkey!) so I'm just being a bit of a lump, though I do have to do some cleaning and prep. Not much, though. My responsibilities are the brussel sprouts and the mashed potatoes, neither a thing one has to prep ahead.
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We're doing the big meal tomorrow not today (not that big, tbh, but there will be turkey!) so I'm just being a bit of a lump, though I do have to do some cleaning and prep. Not much, though. My responsibilities are the brussel sprouts and the mashed potatoes, neither a thing one has to prep ahead.
Oh my GOODNESS this is gorgeous! I love it. Dragon + creepy innards + marine biology = could not be pandering to my interests harder!😍
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Oh my GOODNESS this is gorgeous! I love it. Dragon + creepy innards + marine biology = could not be pandering to my interests harder!😍
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
November 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Quick doodle for my #invertfest collab. Not a final design, just a concept for "intelligent space spiders descended from modern diving spiders."
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Treating the zone i got from @layahimalaya.bsky.social as a coloring book. :D
Hmmmm. I don't really do "black friday sales" but I'm thinking of spamming the Fascinus plushes and trying to talk people into buying them. :D I have... uh... I guess I should go count them.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
November 26, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Hmmmm. I don't really do "black friday sales" but I'm thinking of spamming the Fascinus plushes and trying to talk people into buying them. :D I have... uh... I guess I should go count them.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fourteen! That's a lot of plush dick-monsters, lol.
Fealty to anybody is bunk, unless it's truly mutual.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
Equating holidays with fealty to nuclear family is a miserable trap.
Consider what you might do for and with community instead.
Consider what you might do for and with community instead.
November 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Fealty to anybody is bunk, unless it's truly mutual.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
That said I do sorta like having "family stuff" neatly set aside to do and then put back in the box and not think about again until next year, lol.
Community, on the other hand...yeah, that's year 'round.
Your stuff is definitely on my wish-list! <3
When you buy my books, ask for them at the library, or recommend them to someone you know, you help me keep writing.
I’m a freelancer. There is no safety net under me. I literally live by my writing. The reason I can do this is because of you all.
I’m a freelancer. There is no safety net under me. I literally live by my writing. The reason I can do this is because of you all.
When the Earth Was Green: Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
Plants, Animals, and Evolution's Greatest Romance
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November 26, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Your stuff is definitely on my wish-list! <3
So normally I do some pretty spicy photos when I've finished an adult plush. But I also normally do those while the goober-child is at school. Which, uh... Her school gives them Wednesday off, I guess to help prepare the pie or whatever. She's not back until MONDAY. I guess after bedtime? Lol.
ASS
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
Specifically, the ass of Peaches the Foozle.
She has taken WAY too long to make, but she's done at last!
Proper photos soon.
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
So normally I do some pretty spicy photos when I've finished an adult plush. But I also normally do those while the goober-child is at school. Which, uh... Her school gives them Wednesday off, I guess to help prepare the pie or whatever. She's not back until MONDAY. I guess after bedtime? Lol.