Aidan aka. S. Park
@sparkblade.bsky.social
Jack of all trades, master of none. Queer weirdo. Not safe for sanity. Also not safe for work! I post cute plushes, fantasy genitalia, and sometimes cute plushes *of* fantasy genitalia. Also books, zines, art dolls... You get the picture. :D
Also dug up a few other things I haven't photographed and put up for sale anywhere yet. Will do so later. Some hoof socks, some leather cosplay stuff, and the Emotional Support Boobs. :D Coming soon!
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Also dug up a few other things I haven't photographed and put up for sale anywhere yet. Will do so later. Some hoof socks, some leather cosplay stuff, and the Emotional Support Boobs. :D Coming soon!
You can't just slot them into a spot among other plants. They need what they need.
But it's so simple.
It's not hard.
It's basic and concrete and not at ALL arcane. You give them the things suited to them, and you water them when they say they're thirsty. That's it! So easy.
But it's so simple.
It's not hard.
It's basic and concrete and not at ALL arcane. You give them the things suited to them, and you water them when they say they're thirsty. That's it! So easy.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
You can't just slot them into a spot among other plants. They need what they need.
But it's so simple.
It's not hard.
It's basic and concrete and not at ALL arcane. You give them the things suited to them, and you water them when they say they're thirsty. That's it! So easy.
But it's so simple.
It's not hard.
It's basic and concrete and not at ALL arcane. You give them the things suited to them, and you water them when they say they're thirsty. That's it! So easy.
And okay, they have specific needs other plants don't. They need their own kind of fertilizer. Miracle Grow will overwhelm them and they might die. They need their own kind of water, typical tap water is too full of chemicals they're sensitive to. You have to meet their needs.
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
And okay, they have specific needs other plants don't. They need their own kind of fertilizer. Miracle Grow will overwhelm them and they might die. They need their own kind of water, typical tap water is too full of chemicals they're sensitive to. You have to meet their needs.
They're "weird" and "difficult" and often thrown out because why bother to care for them when you can just buy another.
But they're not hard? Every time somebody tells me orchids are hard, I feel like they're crazy. Orchids are easy! Especially phals. You just listen to what they plainly tell you.
But they're not hard? Every time somebody tells me orchids are hard, I feel like they're crazy. Orchids are easy! Especially phals. You just listen to what they plainly tell you.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
They're "weird" and "difficult" and often thrown out because why bother to care for them when you can just buy another.
But they're not hard? Every time somebody tells me orchids are hard, I feel like they're crazy. Orchids are easy! Especially phals. You just listen to what they plainly tell you.
But they're not hard? Every time somebody tells me orchids are hard, I feel like they're crazy. Orchids are easy! Especially phals. You just listen to what they plainly tell you.
I recently had a realization. Phalaenopsis orchids are The Autism Plant. When do you wanter a houseplant? Well, there's a convoluted series of rules about that, which plant people understand. When do you water a phal? When it tells you to. When the lower roots are as silver as the air roots.
November 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I recently had a realization. Phalaenopsis orchids are The Autism Plant. When do you wanter a houseplant? Well, there's a convoluted series of rules about that, which plant people understand. When do you water a phal? When it tells you to. When the lower roots are as silver as the air roots.
DAMMIT, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." Uh.... I don't know, yes it's shaped like a dick, so I should probably delete it and try again.
Though I don't think I have anybody underage following me, but it's like...polite to not jump-scare people with surprise penis at any age.
Though I don't think I have anybody underage following me, but it's like...polite to not jump-scare people with surprise penis at any age.
November 28, 2025 at 11:23 PM
DAMMIT, I forgot to mark this one as "suggestive." Uh.... I don't know, yes it's shaped like a dick, so I should probably delete it and try again.
Though I don't think I have anybody underage following me, but it's like...polite to not jump-scare people with surprise penis at any age.
Though I don't think I have anybody underage following me, but it's like...polite to not jump-scare people with surprise penis at any age.
She is trying to murder somebody by sheer force of will, I feel. (They probably deserved it.)
November 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
She is trying to murder somebody by sheer force of will, I feel. (They probably deserved it.)
Huh. Where I live I'm pretty sure urban squirrels introduced themselves, lol. That's neat! I can see how a larger/less green city might not have a connection from urban parks to wild populations.
November 28, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Huh. Where I live I'm pretty sure urban squirrels introduced themselves, lol. That's neat! I can see how a larger/less green city might not have a connection from urban parks to wild populations.
Yeah, I suspect it's just they never got well established, since I repotted them on arrival, and then they got sunburned just a few months later, and now they're only starting to recover. Hopefully next year!
November 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Yeah, I suspect it's just they never got well established, since I repotted them on arrival, and then they got sunburned just a few months later, and now they're only starting to recover. Hopefully next year!
How gorgeous! I've yet to have a cattleya bloom for me, alas, the two I own both got sunburned this summer, but I have hopes for their recovery, one is sending up new leaves right now!
November 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
How gorgeous! I've yet to have a cattleya bloom for me, alas, the two I own both got sunburned this summer, but I have hopes for their recovery, one is sending up new leaves right now!
Just let me know if you want it, and I'll DM you to get an e-mail to send a paypal request to. Or comment with your e-mail. Or DM me. I'm flexible about these things.
November 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Just let me know if you want it, and I'll DM you to get an e-mail to send a paypal request to. Or comment with your e-mail. Or DM me. I'm flexible about these things.
Asking $116 with free shipping in the USA. These are about 10 inches/25cm tall, by the way.
To purchase, just tell me you want it and I will DM you to get your e-mail so I can send you a paypal request. Or park your e-mail in the comment, that's fine too.
To purchase, just tell me you want it and I will DM you to get your e-mail so I can send you a paypal request. Or park your e-mail in the comment, that's fine too.
November 28, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Asking $116 with free shipping in the USA. These are about 10 inches/25cm tall, by the way.
To purchase, just tell me you want it and I will DM you to get your e-mail so I can send you a paypal request. Or park your e-mail in the comment, that's fine too.
To purchase, just tell me you want it and I will DM you to get your e-mail so I can send you a paypal request. Or park your e-mail in the comment, that's fine too.