Sparker (Now Festive ✨)
@sparkerpants.bsky.social
ATX. Large dog enthusiast. Writer. Editorial Director.
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Who wants to go to Little Woodrow’s!! (Why do I have this how long have I had this)
January 5, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Who wants to go to Little Woodrow’s!! (Why do I have this how long have I had this)
I love that it’s so clear that if this was even real it would in no way be functional
January 1, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I love that it’s so clear that if this was even real it would in no way be functional
To be fair pp3dgiftsllc is such a renowned and respected brand that is definitely real
January 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
To be fair pp3dgiftsllc is such a renowned and respected brand that is definitely real
Now getting some for…art ?
January 1, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Now getting some for…art ?
This is an 8 month old kitten
January 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is an 8 month old kitten
I have to limit myself to 15min of Up First most days so I don’t lose my last two shreds of sanity in the year of our lord 2025
December 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
I have to limit myself to 15min of Up First most days so I don’t lose my last two shreds of sanity in the year of our lord 2025
“We’re gonna build a lot of big strong ships with robots and also big strong Americans!!!” sure bud it’s time for your nap
December 23, 2025 at 1:33 PM
“We’re gonna build a lot of big strong ships with robots and also big strong Americans!!!” sure bud it’s time for your nap
Can you clean the lint out while you’re in there
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Can you clean the lint out while you’re in there
Don’t kink-shame JARY
December 21, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Don’t kink-shame JARY
Great news I immediately spilled afternoon latte all over my pants during a meeting.
December 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Great news I immediately spilled afternoon latte all over my pants during a meeting.
Afternoon latte, Fix Me. Fix Me, afternoon latte!
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Afternoon latte, Fix Me. Fix Me, afternoon latte!