Read my story about two men and a donkey named Raphael open.substack.com/pub/madeline...

Buying a cookbook will have you buying shit like djon mustard and ‘liquid smoke’(?)

Praying that Australia gets to join in on the Trump tariffs

Starting to confront the fact that. I might be small

Parking Lot Rituals - A contemplation on urban environments open.substack.com/pub/madeline...

You are lost. Sombre music plays as you walk through studies and children’s bedrooms. They are sets, but feel like windows into something real. You look around you for answers, but only find incantations: KLEPPSTAD… GRIMSBU… VARMBLIXT…Through a window in a night-time apartment, a city skyline glows.

My university chose his most boring quote imaginable. If he's gonna be on there at least show me something about the woke mind virus

Of the 59 fiction books I read last year, my favourites were:

Invisible Cities
Perfume
City of Saints and Madmen
A Hat Full of Sky
Watchmen
Dark Tales (Shirley Jackson)
and Monstrous Regiment

Attack on Titan is a deeply nihilistic show inhabited by main characters that are shockingly hopeful nonetheless

They need to invent a sport that advantages short people

Avacado strait jacket

Reminiscing on the time my high school religion teacher said he didn’t like Greta thunberg because she was rude

Conducting tests to determine the purpose of the mystery third switch

You will never be this cozy

Please help

I am proud to announce that my table has gained an orifice