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Having read ‘You May Never See Us Again’ recently, these glad tidings bring hope for a better year. A pox on all their castles.
January 2, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Having read ‘You May Never See Us Again’ recently, these glad tidings bring hope for a better year. A pox on all their castles.
At least it makes the most of the magnificent vista.
January 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
At least it makes the most of the magnificent vista.
Are lobotomies still a thing in the land of the free?
January 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Are lobotomies still a thing in the land of the free?
Get a life ya pathetic fuck😁
January 2, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Get a life ya pathetic fuck😁
Takes me back to school discos it does.
January 2, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Takes me back to school discos it does.
Oh well, growing up in a former slave state should be good training i suppose. Top tip- brush up on Canadian history and pretend to be one of them.
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Oh well, growing up in a former slave state should be good training i suppose. Top tip- brush up on Canadian history and pretend to be one of them.
In the meantime, i shouldn’t eat out with your yank ‘friends’ if i were you. You’ve really no idea what goes on in the kitchens of Europe 😁
January 2, 2026 at 6:20 PM
In the meantime, i shouldn’t eat out with your yank ‘friends’ if i were you. You’ve really no idea what goes on in the kitchens of Europe 😁
Nah mate. If their dictator declares war on us, we’ll be killing them regardless of who they voted for. They’re the enemy now. Fuck em all, and until then, spit in their food 👍
January 2, 2026 at 6:13 PM
Nah mate. If their dictator declares war on us, we’ll be killing them regardless of who they voted for. They’re the enemy now. Fuck em all, and until then, spit in their food 👍
Shite country you’ve got there.
January 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Shite country you’ve got there.
I’m sure the saying or doing nothing strategy will continue to be a roaring success.
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I’m sure the saying or doing nothing strategy will continue to be a roaring success.
Have a little look at a calendar. My, you people are thick.
January 2, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Have a little look at a calendar. My, you people are thick.
You could give it a try. But you need to remember that americans are loathed in the free world. You’ll be hated everywhere you go.
January 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
You could give it a try. But you need to remember that americans are loathed in the free world. You’ll be hated everywhere you go.
It’s amusing watching you lot with your collective delusions that things are going back to normal once you get rid of your dictator. He’s burned all the bridges. You’re on your own now. Fuck america👍
January 2, 2026 at 5:33 PM
It’s amusing watching you lot with your collective delusions that things are going back to normal once you get rid of your dictator. He’s burned all the bridges. You’re on your own now. Fuck america👍
I believe the word you are searching for is ‘fence’.
January 2, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I believe the word you are searching for is ‘fence’.
The free world has always hated america. It’s fun watching americans catch up. Fuck the lot of ya👍
January 2, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The free world has always hated america. It’s fun watching americans catch up. Fuck the lot of ya👍
I’m guessing Giannis Antetokounmpo wouldn’t be shifting too many replica shirts.
January 2, 2026 at 5:20 PM
I’m guessing Giannis Antetokounmpo wouldn’t be shifting too many replica shirts.
Look at that ocean. It’s fairly practicing to be ice.
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Look at that ocean. It’s fairly practicing to be ice.
Well there’s another fine addition to my collection of dull witted american fuckwits. I’m going to need a bigger cabinet.
January 2, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Well there’s another fine addition to my collection of dull witted american fuckwits. I’m going to need a bigger cabinet.
Say what you will, but he sure knows his customers.
January 2, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Say what you will, but he sure knows his customers.
It’s even worse news for Troys deputy, Jack Spratt.
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It’s even worse news for Troys deputy, Jack Spratt.
I’d pay anything to see someone deck that rancid old fuck.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I’d pay anything to see someone deck that rancid old fuck.
Did you kick him in the bollocks? Seems too good an opportunity to miss.
January 2, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Did you kick him in the bollocks? Seems too good an opportunity to miss.
Nor indeed to teach them. My old physics teacher was almost certainly a reanimated corpse and i’m an absolute wiz on the theory of relativity.
January 2, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Nor indeed to teach them. My old physics teacher was almost certainly a reanimated corpse and i’m an absolute wiz on the theory of relativity.
If i had even a modicum of sporting talent, i’d definitely credit it to the Prince of Darkness, Slayer of Souls, Commander of the Dark Battalions, and wouldn’t be shy about saying so on Today at the Test.
January 2, 2026 at 4:26 PM
If i had even a modicum of sporting talent, i’d definitely credit it to the Prince of Darkness, Slayer of Souls, Commander of the Dark Battalions, and wouldn’t be shy about saying so on Today at the Test.
That said, i once met a one armed wallpaper hanger. He wasn’t much good.
January 2, 2026 at 4:23 PM
That said, i once met a one armed wallpaper hanger. He wasn’t much good.