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Welcome to the kleptocracy.
Left of Left. Ruminator of all things.
American wealthcare cog.
PALESTINE ACTION & ANTIFA are not terrorist organizations but AIPAC & ICE are.
Be accountable. Have integrity. Team Oppressed. 🇺🇦🇵🇸 Remain aware. Use your voice.
PJ’s 30d Epstein lull:
November 26, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The problem is that these men should smile more
November 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I feel really good abt trump signing off on the release of the full, unclassified Epstein Files
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Kellyanne Conway: guess where I’m sitting!
JD Vance: 🥵
Kellyanne Conway: not that one, freak
Bill Clinton: I did not have sexual relations…
Kellyanne Conway: Bill, lil führer says hey big Bubba
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Then there’s magnetism. If you understand the physics of MRI it’ll blow your mind, honestly. (Noise is necessary!) And then there’s her daughter Irène. Btw, Curie isn’t responsible for the tragedy of the Radium Dial Painters, imo. That’s on the watchmakers. Here’s the first ever Xray of Marie’s hand
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
A greater parody pic does not exist.
Blanche : See No Evil
Bondi : Hear No Evil
Patel : Speak No Evil
October 27, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Apropos, the largest possible Venn Diagram:
October 25, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Their plan:
October 24, 2025 at 5:19 AM
The large Hispanic area of MKE is west of downtown/94 so makes sense. You can’t “street view” the facility address. I had to pull the map around the corner. There’s a daycare right across the street from it.
October 22, 2025 at 5:44 PM
ICE is now in Milwaukee. Took longer than I thought seeing as dwntwn Chicago is only 90 mins away.
Remember this new 20,000 sq ft facility when SNAP expires in 9 days.
Fuming even tho I knew it was coming 🤬
There’s a daycare right across the street too 🥺
October 22, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Or get matching tattoos
October 20, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Really too bad there’s no protests in the Chicagoland tomorrow.
72° with 100% chance of ICE.
Too bad Chicago aces winter 😮‍💨
NO KINGS #NoKings nokings.org
October 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not gonna lie- this has me like 🥹
Some might say this is a B F D !!!
NO KINGS #NoKings nokings.org
October 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Jk- it’d slide right off the paper
October 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Seriously, what do you mean?
October 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
🚨“… the judge went beyond the usual bounds of a judicial decision to note that the president “ignores everything … The Constitution, our civil laws, regulations, mores, customs, practices, courtesies – all of it; the President simply ignores it all when he takes it into his head to act”.
October 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Say Drake 😂
October 9, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I still have yet to hear my only show.
Detroit 06.27.1995
October 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Here we just call him Ron Johnson. When he’s not working at all for Wisconsinites he can be found definitively working hard for Russia.
October 8, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Hell yeah, Shauna! I fucking bequeath this blessing in the name of Dolly. Skál 🍻
October 8, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The 5 Stages of Grief:
“Pete Hegseth vs US Military Generals”edition

(pictured L to R)

4. Depression
3. Bargaining
1. Denial
2. Anger
5. Acceptance
September 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
This kid just chillin 😂
September 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
September 17, 2025 at 7:59 PM
August 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I should have known Tim Apple was up to something stupid when I was buying Kneecap tickets last night with Apple Pay and got two fraud alert texts.
No Tim Apple- you’re the fraudulent cunt. Unreal 🤦‍♀️
August 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM