There was a water fountain at my old job that sounded exactly like the Jeopardy theme song when its thermostat kicked on

Not that one in particular, but the hum of other machines kicking on reminds me of other songs!

Wow they were actually right to do this

And what a biscuit

Physicists, what is going on with this slide?

Ugggghhhh that's sad to hear!

Awww Heathcliff is having a blast

I saw a post somewhere mentioning shareware, and I was like whoa remember the concept of shareware?

Stop acting like there’s anything you can do to make sure Dad doesn’t get mad and hit you. Dad is going to hit you. You could clean your room top to bottom, get all A’s, cook him dinner and mow the lawn; if he wants to hit you, he’s going to fucking hit you.