someone asked me today if I was celebrating 4/20 this year. I said "idk. depends what day it falls on" and then stood there like ":]"

Have freinds who do bar-igami with you

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Changing your car battery is easy.
Remembering that harness you unplugged getting to it? Less easy.

ideal linux setup

i keep forgettin to post comms here oopsie

>at a bar with a buddy
>he's drawing a portrait on the back of a karaoke request slip
"oh, it's Beavis! Nice work, dude."
>he finishes it and turns the paper towards me
>it's clearly Jotaro Kujo
"oh, right. I mean... yeah"

I swear the craft beer market is more about having jazzy can art than having a quality beer

I typically don't like misuse of standardized connectors.
But whoever decided to use XLR to stick toys on /certain/ machines is a fucking genius

Wdym "trenching by contractor"?

...ugh

Oh, it's one of those days, is it?

This is the "you're coming out. And no, I wasn't asking" pull

Ah yes, a /different/ account I can be completely silent on. Excellent