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Sparky Griswold
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Just somebody sharing thoughts and opinions as best they can
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A group of cowboys surrounding a cake that says "big day". A banner over the celebration that says "Congratulations on your first rodeo." The cowboy being celebrated awkwardly looks away from the crowd and tells his friend "How do I tell them?"
December 2, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The Jacob Marley scene from A Christmas Carol with a comment from @Dempster2000. "Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they've gone wrong in life."
November 29, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Never fails to make me laugh.
Three panel comic. First panel is the scene from Star Wars where Luke and Obi Wan find Luke’s father’s lightsaber. Luke looks at the lightsaber and Obi Wan says “It’s your father’s lightsaber. And now it’s yours.” Second panel, Obi Wan continues by saying “I’m sure you will be a good Jedi…” as the lightsaber goes through Luke’s head as he’s looking at it. Third panel has him looking incredulously at Luke.
November 29, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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The warning signs were there.
Vince Shlomi's Slap-Chop commercial saying "We're going to make America skinny again". Vince Shlomi in the Sham-Wow commercial saying "It's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff."
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Have a Merry Joe Biden Christmas!

Found it at At Home.
Painting of Santa drinking a martini wearing sunglasses. Santa looks a lot like Joe Biden wearing a Santa beard.
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Found this on Facebook.
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T-shirt that says "Thank you for all the roar-gasms". Below the text are two dinosaurs going at it doggy style. The T rex in the front says "Pull my hair!". The T rex in the back is reaching with his stubby arms saying "I'm fucking trying!".
November 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Post an image that will always make you laugh
Picture of a textbook cover called "Identifying Wood: Accurate Results With Simple Tools". The cover has a man looking closely at a block of wood through a scope. The caption says, "Yep! It's wood all right!"
November 14, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask the how to pronounce "unionized".
November 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
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"Damn it, who typed a question mark on the teleprompter?"
Fred Willard from the movie Anchorman
November 5, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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A picture of Meat Loaf and Tim Curry from the movie "Rocky Horror Picture Show". Caption says: "Meat Loaf with Curry. Follow me for more recipes."
October 26, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Vaguley vulva shaped rock garden with a turtle at the top. Caption reads: I think I found the clitortoise
October 25, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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When a company adopts an AI tool
Scene from Ghostbusters where they haven't had any customers yet. Janine is sitting at her desk reading a magazine. Venkman tells Janine, "Type something, will ya? We're paying for this stuff."
October 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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A line of dirt bikers at the starting line of a race. The last one in the line is engulfed in flames. Caption says: "When you hold down the A button too soon in Mario Kart"
October 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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A picture of Jared Leto with the caption: "Find someone that believes in you as much as movie studios believe in Jared Leto"
October 13, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I will never not laugh at this image.
Black and white image of the United States. Caption reads “Each dot represents 5,000 hogs. World Geography. 1948.” First comment says, “untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean”. Second comment says, “Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall of swine. We are trapped.” Third comment says, “We've lost canada and mexico to the hogs already”.
October 12, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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First panel shows a teapot and teacup with the caption "Dev: creates simple and intuitive UI". Second panel with the caption "User" shows a man with his face pressed against the top of the teapot, blowing into it, forcing the tea to shoot out of the spout and into the teacup.
October 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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I'm sorry...what?
@robertscotthorton.bsky.social‬ posted A SAR at Treasury identifies the following persons as the key figures in Jeffrey Epstein's operation: (1) Darren K. Indyke; (2) Richard D. Kahn; (3) Harry Beller; (4) Erika Kellerhals; (5) Jes Staley; (6) Leon and Debra Black; (7) Les, Abigail and Bella Wexner; (8) Alan Dershowitz; 1/2 @kestrel61.bsky.social replied How many are Jewish? Looks like most.
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Dick, I don't need a lot of red string to connect these screen caps.
Planned Parenthood exec, fetal body parts subject of controversial video By Steve Almasy and Eliott C. McLaughlin, CNN Updated 7:34 PM EDT, Wed July 15, 2015 An anti-abortion group has released an online video that it says documents how Planned Parenthood is selling fetal organs for a profit, a felony, while violating medical ethics by altering normal abortion procedures so as to preserve the organs. Planned Parenthood has countered that it donates the tissue for scientific research and receives only reimbursement for its expenses, which is legal. The group also says it helps people donate tissue “with full, appropriate consent from patients and under the highest ethical and legal standards,” according to a statement from spokesman Eric Ferrero. Fiorina makes claims on Planned Parenthood a campaign centerpiece Oct 3, 2015 5:11 PM EDT Republican presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina has spent the last two weeks repeating an erroneous description of videos secretly recorded by anti-abortion activists. That seems bound to continue as she makes her opposition to Planned Parenthood a centerpiece of her 2016 campaign. Campaigning in South Carolina on Friday, Fiorina said she “absolutely” stands by her criticism of Planned Parenthood. She accused the women’s health organization – it’s also the nation’s largest abortion provider – of pushing “propaganda” against her while being “aided and abetted by the media.” Planned Parenthood shooting: Suspect said 'no more baby parts' 29 November 2015 The suspect in a deadly gun attack on a Colorado family planning clinic said "no more baby parts" during his arrest, US media report. Witnesses say Robert Lewis Dear was motivated by opposition to abortion, according to Planned Parenthood, which runs the clinic in Colorado Springs. Two civilians and a police officer died and nine other people were injured. Republicans condemn Planned Parenthood attacker, not rhetoric By Eric Bradner, CNN Updated 5:40 PM EST, Sun November 29, 2015
September 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Posting this one for my wife.
Twilight 48% Tomatometer 72% Popcornmeter High-school student Bella Swan, always a bit of a misfit, doesn't expect life to change much when she moves from sunny Arizona to rainy Washington state. Then she meets Edward Cullen, a handsome but mysterious teen whose eyes seem to peer directly into her soul. Edward is a vampire whose family does not drink blood, and Bella, far from being frightened, enters into a dangerous romance with her immortal soulmate.
September 16, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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It's a cute, funny movie and Whoopi Goldberg is just charming in this.
Jumpin' Jack Flash 33% Tomatometer 58% Popcornmeter Terry Doolittle (Whoopi Goldberg) works with computers in a bank office. She routinely talks with others via her computer, but one day she connects with a mysterious user by the name of Jumpin' Jack Flash (Jonathan Pryce). It takes her a while to decode his message, but Terry figures out that Jack is a British secret agent trapped behind enemy lines. Terry agrees to help him, but her activities attract the attention of the KGB, who want to know Jack's real identity -- and will kill to get it.
September 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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It's sappy. I don't care.
Big colorful sign by the road that reads: "I love you. You're probably thinking, 'You don't even know me.' But, if people can hate for no reason, I can love."
August 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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From 2014. That image haunts me to this day.
Headline: Pizza Hut unveils new cheese-stuffed delivery boy Image of a Pizza Hut delivery guy with cheese coming out of his ears, eyes, and mouth
August 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Beagan’s love child
Picture of the kid making a stupid scrunched face that’s used in memes
August 8, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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Just saw this on my Facebook memories. Wife painted it for me while we were dating (before the revival). It's acrylic paint on a old wooden table. #DoctorWho
Painting of a starry background with the classic Doctor Who logo and TARDIS. Doctors 1 though 8 are underneath.
August 8, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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It's too late. Very smart people have spoken. His praying has already sunk his campaign.
Bluesky user posted: "Roy Cooper's senate campaign launch is a preview for establishment democrats campaign language. More milquetoast mediocrity from consultants. Whoever told him North Carolinians wanted to hear more Christian speak from a geriatric candidate should be fired. I don't speak for NC but I think he'll lose."
July 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM