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SparkyLanders
@sparkyl.bsky.social
Crier for The High Council of the Galaxy
Genuine antique computer geek since 1982
ENFP-T
We/They? ❤️My WifeyBae
On the spectrum – ADHD
My muse-'Meridith'
Steampunk & Trains
3D Art for fun
Science & Music
🚫DM without permission
🚷No moseying or sashaying
OK, but do we need to avoid petting the "One L" lama or the "Two L" llama, or both?
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 AM
It IS a sin to be an ignorant asshole, no matter what color you are.
February 18, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Please tell us, Marco Polio, why do people resent western culture? Don't they find it entertaining to watch their families and citizens of their country slaughtered by white people who steal their land, sometimes enslaving them?
February 18, 2026 at 8:09 AM
Is the baby by any chance a citizen of the United States of America?

To the spineless cowards:

Stop negotiations with terrorists. Their only interest is to take from others. If a little death happens, no big deal for them.

DON'T YOU DARE GIVE THEM ONE THIN DIME MORE OF OUR MONEY. ABOLISH THEM.
February 18, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Hey, Leon? How about you feed it everything medical about you and let us know if:
• Sparks and fire come out of the machines

• It finds literally nothing

• It explains what's wrong with YOU?
February 18, 2026 at 7:55 AM
Don't. Call it "one-fiddy." That's 21st century American English.

P.S. Those of us science nerds who took 2 semesters of organic chemistry can say it. Add studying German & radio broadcasting, and it's easy.

Break it into smaller words:
sesqui / semi / quin / cen / tennial.
February 18, 2026 at 7:46 AM
So what?

The entire evil act was recorded from multiple angles and witnessed in person.

The only evidence anyone might need is exculpatory evidence for the defense.
February 18, 2026 at 6:16 AM
can't. she'd cut an onion and the onion will cry.
February 18, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Doork

Carperpetuation

From the Ancient Days of HBO "Not Necessarily the News"
February 18, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Needs chili & cheese. 😋
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Me too.

I'm the first of 3. Just a little heterochromia with green-brown.
February 18, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Oh, Deere!
February 17, 2026 at 8:58 PM
💡 So Simple That it Sounds Stupid©:

Unplug DHS & ICE. Destroy the cord.
a laptop with flames coming out of the screen and the words take time to unplug
ALT: a laptop with flames coming out of the screen and the words take time to unplug
media.tenor.com
February 17, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Uhmmm, where are all the "ProLife" zealots? Shouldn't all y'all be protesting ICE for crimes against humanity?

What the flying duck fuck is the justification to "detain" BABIES in filthy, cruel overcrowded facilities?

Banish DHS and ICE. N-O-W!

🖕🏼🍊💩🤡

#ProlifeMyAss
February 17, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Cousin Harry was exactly right!

AOC, Jasmine Crockett, Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and many others know there's no more painful wound for the Evil ones than the truth.

🖕🏼🍊💩🤡
February 17, 2026 at 10:08 AM
What is "The Devil's Doorbell?"
😉
February 17, 2026 at 9:46 AM
Perfidy is a serious crime.

ICE are sadistic, evil m°therfvckers.

www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/...
U.S. Code: Table Of Contents
www.law.cornell.edu
February 17, 2026 at 7:15 AM
ICE is in violation of many laws and The Constitution, including Amendments 8 and 14 § 1. THIS IS NOT DEBATABLE.

Stop their CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY!
ABOLISH ICE.
February 17, 2026 at 6:12 AM
He discovered Samsonite, but nobody cared because it was 1849.
February 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
This is a blatant violation of the First amendment. In addition to free speech, it clearly states that the people have THE RIGHT to petition the government for redress of grievances.

Can we sue companies that comply? What sanctions are available against the government?

#AbolishDHS
February 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Employers don't like giving 2hrs, let alone a day off. It won't fix anything.

We need a voting period of around 2 weeks. This would reduce lines.

Better, DON'T USE MACHINES to cast ballots. We use PAPER BALLOTS marked by hand. 100 voters in a room can mark their ballot AT THE SAME TIME - NO LINES!
February 16, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Vote by mail is not reliable enough to trust. There have already been incidents of sabotage and cheating.

Paper ballots
Hand marked
Hand counted in public is the best way.
February 16, 2026 at 3:35 PM
ICE "Agents" are murderous gangsters.
They shouldn't exist at all. END ICE.

You cannot negotiate with TERRORISTS.
February 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Some people think that George Washington crossed the Delaware on giant banana.
February 16, 2026 at 2:00 PM