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Sparky Mularkey 🐢
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The other Taskmaster fan. 💀
Writer | Diné (Navajo) Indiginerd | 🏳️‍🌈 | ☸️
I had that viral Batman birthday party! 🦇
Chairman of the Konohamaru Corps 🐵
Voted #1 Tron Ares Fan 🔻
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Totally in love with this shirt made of zippers. Feeling like a supervillain.
A photo of a woman in a changing room. She has long brown hair and is wearing denim jeans, white sneakers, and a shirt made of black mesh and long silver zippers that run diagonally across the body of the shirt and the sleeves. The sleeve end is strips of zippers. She is very happy to be wearing this shirt.
December 9, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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It's official! TRON Ares is a Christmas movie.
A screen shot of a Collider article written by Shrishty Mishra. It says, "Tron: Ares has climbed up to the top 10 charts of Vudu, according to FlixPatrol. Interestingly, the movie holds the 10th spot among holiday season favorites such as Jim Carrey’s The Grinch, Will Ferrell’s cult classic Elf, Home Alone, and more, making it the only sci-fi entry in the top 10 of the free streaming service's charts."
December 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Completely in love with this new eyeshadow palette! 💖
The outer packaging for the "Culture 2" eyeshadow palette by Juvia's Place. African-inspired art with bright, bold neon and jewel tone colors. The inside of the palette, showing the array of colors. Matte and shimmer powders in a range of natural and bold tones.
December 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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About to deal SO MUCH psychic damage to every poor soul I encounter today. Including YOU!
A hasty selfie of a woman with long, brown, curly hair. She's wearing red lipstick and is in a cheeky Jared Leto-style pose with her tongue sticking out and holding two fingers up in a V shape. She's wearing the most obnoxious bootleg Tron Ares shirt to ever exist. It's got Jared Leto as Ares all over it, with the name "Ares" in all caps with sparkles. Truly evil.
December 5, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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My great grandma and my mom, holding up one of my great grandma's Navajo rugs (~1980).
A photo of a photo of an old Navajo woman and her granddaughter. They're both holding up a traditional Navajo rug with brown, tan, white, and black geometric shapes.
November 28, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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This is just the opinion of one person, so something something grain of salt, but this actually has me feeling very hopeful for the He-Man movie and my beloved Skeletor! 💖💀
A screen shot of a quote from someone who has allegedly seen the advance audience test screening for Master of the Universe. The quote reads, "[Jared Leto] is great as Skeletor. Basically, channelling Tim Curry... Almost a cross between Frank-N-Furter from the Rocky Horror Picture Show and Darkness from Legend. His face is CGI, so I will reveal that, [and] apparently it's really good."
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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No one can say I didn't do my best to support this franchise. I have officially seen Tron Ares TEN TIMES! And I was finally able to snag the big-ass lightcycle popcorn bucket! Yay! 🎉
A photo of me, a woman with long, brown, curly hair, holding the Tron Ares lightcycle popcorn bucket. I'm also wearing a Tron Ares t-shirt. Did I mention that I like Tron Ares? Let me tell you all about how much I love this movie, Tron Ares.
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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YES.
November 6, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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Saw clip of Cursed Cryptid Jared Leto jumping two stories off of a platform to land on stage and it looked familiar.
A collage of two images. One is Jared Leto at Lollapalooza, hanging from wires just above the stage, and the other is that scene from the SpongeBob Movie where he's hanging from the ceiling of the Krusty Krab while wearing a rockstar wizard costume.
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 PM
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November 2, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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Someone asked what mummies do when they catch you. The answer is obviously karate. Happy Halloween! #MummiesAlive
A woman with a Mummies Alive shirt, blue and yellow eyeshadow, and arm wrappings that she definitely didn't repurpose from an old Moon Knight cosplay a decade ago. That same woman, further away from the camera, with her arms outstretched towards the viewer like she's gonna getcha! You can see all her short boxes of comic books in the background. What a fucking nerd, amirite?
October 31, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Come with me as I become the next Hokage, コレ！
A woman with long, brown curly hair and freckles, wearing a shirt with Konohamaru from Boruto. She has red eyeshadow on, so she feels cool. Slight blurry photo of that same woman, but she holding the phone as she walks through her living room and takes a photo. It's cringe, but she is fearless.
October 30, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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Let's go sell some comics.
A woman with long curly hair, wearing a Taskmaster shirt and long black sleeves with a hood, two separate garments. She also has a Imperial standard issue officer's belt from Star Wars on for some reason. Same woman, but now she's being dramatic. He hands are up, showing the sick-ass thumb holes in her sleeves. Middle school her would have fucking loved this.
October 29, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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Candid photo of a woman in a rose-colored shirt. She has brown, curly hair that is blurring from the motion of her moving it over her shoulders. She looks at the camera with uncertainty. She doesn't realize the camera was looking back at her.
October 27, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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I can't get over this BTS set photo. 🤣 Also, I can't believe people are saying this movie has no soul when you can clearly see that the people who made it were having the time of their lives and truly put all of their love into it.
Prom-style photo of Jared Leto and Jeff Bridges on the set of Tron Ares. Bridges is wearing a set robe and an old-style 1982 Tron hockey helmet while holding Leto as the two of them look up and off into the distance.
October 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Hey, Greg? Could you maybe chill? This cover doesn't need to slap this hard.
Absolute gorgeous variant cover for Detective Comics #1102 by Greg Smallwood. Batman is standing behind Commissioner Gordon, who is out of focus on the foreground. Behind Batman, you can see red letters on the wall. Greg has gone too far. He must be stopped.
October 21, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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OMG! It's finally arrived! My copy of the unofficial official Tron Ares Barnes & Noble Exclusive Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, as seen in the cult classic film Tron Ares!
A photo of the Barnes & Noble exclusive cover of Frankenstein paired with a collectible ticket from Regal for Tron Ares in IMAX.
October 20, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I'm in shambles...
The text reads "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made For Some Great Neurodivergent-Coded Representation" and below the text is a picture of Jared Leto as Ares from Tron Ares. He's holding a Rubik's cube that he solved in seconds.
October 15, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Tron Ares spoilers but I give you no context.
The "you wouldn't download a car" font, but it says "I would totally download a car." An orange with the Roblox face. One of those hilarious and tacky t-shirts you see advertised on Facebook or something, and it says "Damn right, I am a Depeche Mode fan now and forever." A screen shot from TikTok that says "me and my ai boyfriend against the world."
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Oh, are we talking about the same episode? This one?
A screenshot of an episode of Boruto, showing Konohamaru with his flack jacket and uniform blouse open, revealing his absolutely jacked abs and a cool-looking Sarutobi seal painted on his torso in black ink.
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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I was so ready to hate it. I really was. But it was so rad. 😭
A screen cap of a Tumblr post that says "I fucking hate to break it to you. It is with a heavy, heavy heart that I inform you. Tron ares was actually a good movie. Hashtag how."
October 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Netflix fast-tracking a live action Demon Slayer movie that no one asked for when they could help bring about an animated adaptation of THIS instead...
A panel from the Demon Slayer Kimetsu no Yaiba Stories of Water and Flame Rengoku gaiden, showing Rengoku Kyōjurō and his tsuguko Kanroji Mitsuri. They're so cute together. Honestly, Renmitsu is so adorable. When will we finally get to see them animated?
October 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Just got the coolest shirt ever with the BEST Boruto character on it. 😌
My new shirt with Sarutobi Konohamaru from Bortuo. It's big and comfy and I love it.
September 27, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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You guys are still feeling things?!
The "you guys are getting paid?!" meme.
September 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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A still from the film Galaxy Quest showing Alan Rickman's character, just before he's about to totally kick some ass.
September 21, 2025 at 10:46 PM