Sparrow
@sparrow444.bsky.social
writer of thousands of poems. Pretty big compost pile.
2025
Captain America
reads the news on his
laptop, weeping.
Captain America
reads the news on his
laptop, weeping.
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
2025
Captain America
reads the news on his
laptop, weeping.
Captain America
reads the news on his
laptop, weeping.
Four Years
2021: "Let us all honor the Essential Workers."
2025: "Let us kidnap, torment & imprison Essential Workers."
2021: "Let us all honor the Essential Workers."
2025: "Let us kidnap, torment & imprison Essential Workers."
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Four Years
2021: "Let us all honor the Essential Workers."
2025: "Let us kidnap, torment & imprison Essential Workers."
2021: "Let us all honor the Essential Workers."
2025: "Let us kidnap, torment & imprison Essential Workers."
My Method
I don't write
poems – I
implement them.
I don't write
poems – I
implement them.
December 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM
My Method
I don't write
poems – I
implement them.
I don't write
poems – I
implement them.
Tuesday
My nose itched,
so I rubbed it.
Not scratched it,
rubbed it.
My nose itched,
so I rubbed it.
Not scratched it,
rubbed it.
December 21, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Tuesday
My nose itched,
so I rubbed it.
Not scratched it,
rubbed it.
My nose itched,
so I rubbed it.
Not scratched it,
rubbed it.
The fact that Trump had condoms made that say: “I’M HUUUUGE!” proves he has a small penis.
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The fact that Trump had condoms made that say: “I’M HUUUUGE!” proves he has a small penis.
Secret
I write
secret
poems
I show
no one.
I write
secret
poems
I show
no one.
December 18, 2025 at 7:26 AM
Secret
I write
secret
poems
I show
no one.
I write
secret
poems
I show
no one.
My roommate is a tall, silent spider plant.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My roommate is a tall, silent spider plant.
Freudian Question
Are all
of Trump's
problems
ultimately
sexual?
Are all
of Trump's
problems
ultimately
sexual?
December 16, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Freudian Question
Are all
of Trump's
problems
ultimately
sexual?
Are all
of Trump's
problems
ultimately
sexual?
Hyphenated Haiku
S-p-r-i-n-g r-a-i-n
l-e-a-k-i-n-g t-h-r-o-u-g-h t-h-e r-o-o-f
d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g f-r-o-m t-h-e w-a-s-p-s' n-e-s-t.
[Original by Basho.]
S-p-r-i-n-g r-a-i-n
l-e-a-k-i-n-g t-h-r-o-u-g-h t-h-e r-o-o-f
d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g f-r-o-m t-h-e w-a-s-p-s' n-e-s-t.
[Original by Basho.]
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Hyphenated Haiku
S-p-r-i-n-g r-a-i-n
l-e-a-k-i-n-g t-h-r-o-u-g-h t-h-e r-o-o-f
d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g f-r-o-m t-h-e w-a-s-p-s' n-e-s-t.
[Original by Basho.]
S-p-r-i-n-g r-a-i-n
l-e-a-k-i-n-g t-h-r-o-u-g-h t-h-e r-o-o-f
d-r-i-p-p-i-n-g f-r-o-m t-h-e w-a-s-p-s' n-e-s-t.
[Original by Basho.]
I share my birthday with approximately 1/365th of the people on earth (and even more animals!).
December 14, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I share my birthday with approximately 1/365th of the people on earth (and even more animals!).
Cheese Explanation
I bought
you a
cheese
out of
guilt.
That’s my
cheese
explanation.
I bought
you a
cheese
out of
guilt.
That’s my
cheese
explanation.
December 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Cheese Explanation
I bought
you a
cheese
out of
guilt.
That’s my
cheese
explanation.
I bought
you a
cheese
out of
guilt.
That’s my
cheese
explanation.
Suggestion
Why
don't
you
write
a poem
today?
I'm
taking
the
day
off.
Why
don't
you
write
a poem
today?
I'm
taking
the
day
off.
December 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Suggestion
Why
don't
you
write
a poem
today?
I'm
taking
the
day
off.
Why
don't
you
write
a poem
today?
I'm
taking
the
day
off.
Maybe we have it backwards: Adam and Eve ate a fig, and covered themselves with apple leaves.
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Maybe we have it backwards: Adam and Eve ate a fig, and covered themselves with apple leaves.
I don’t neede goddamn spellcheck.
November 28, 2025 at 6:00 PM
I don’t neede goddamn spellcheck.
If they're going to call us the "Democrat" Party, we should call them the "Republi" Party – we can drop suffixes as well as they can!
November 28, 2025 at 2:27 AM
If they're going to call us the "Democrat" Party, we should call them the "Republi" Party – we can drop suffixes as well as they can!
Dictators can’t retire, so they all end up old, senile, paranoid.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Dictators can’t retire, so they all end up old, senile, paranoid.
Trump In Decline
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump In Decline
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
There’s
nothing
worse
than
a sad
dictator.
A new category must be created for Elon Musk: incels who get laid a lot.
November 24, 2025 at 2:08 PM
A new category must be created for Elon Musk: incels who get laid a lot.
Why did Trump campaign about the Epstein files – and put Pam Bondi and Kash Patel in positions of power – if he knew he was all over the files? Because unconsciously, Trump wants to be caught. Deep down, every criminal – even our president – desires to be punished.
November 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Why did Trump campaign about the Epstein files – and put Pam Bondi and Kash Patel in positions of power – if he knew he was all over the files? Because unconsciously, Trump wants to be caught. Deep down, every criminal – even our president – desires to be punished.
People in cold climates tend to be agnostics. Norwegians think: "If there's a God, why am I freezing to death?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
People in cold climates tend to be agnostics. Norwegians think: "If there's a God, why am I freezing to death?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
People in warm climates are Believers. Hawaiians think: "If there ISN'T a God, why are mangoes falling out of the tree into my mouth?"
Socialism works until capitalists find a way to subvert it. There’s a similar relationship between locks and burglars.
November 20, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Socialism works until capitalists find a way to subvert it. There’s a similar relationship between locks and burglars.
Aaron Judge is such a serious Christian, he never steals bases.
November 20, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Aaron Judge is such a serious Christian, he never steals bases.
Triumph
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
November 19, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Triumph
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
This:
poem,
has (?)
every;
punctuation!
mark.
Sad Truth
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
November 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Sad Truth
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Even
if you
sit
on a
gold
toilet,
your
shit
stinks.
Being a liberal justice on the Supreme Court is like being a… prisoner in Guantánamo.
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Being a liberal justice on the Supreme Court is like being a… prisoner in Guantánamo.