Spartan 🏺 || Cursed Meowtuber
@spartanjanitor.bsky.social
A clean boi that finds himself in a lot of messes. Currently cursed to be a cat. EN VTuber(?)
https://www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
https://www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
The hotel toilet still smells like dog and I had the intrusive thought while peeing that I could make it sound like a dog drinking from their water bowl.
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
The hotel toilet still smells like dog and I had the intrusive thought while peeing that I could make it sound like a dog drinking from their water bowl.
Why am I like this?
Why am I like this?
Went to Seattle to experience a new city as a Christmas present to myself.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
December 25, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Went to Seattle to experience a new city as a Christmas present to myself.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
The toilet in my hotel room smells strongly like dog and I don't know why.
Getting reminded how rough max difficulty on Ring Fit Adventure is last night live on Twitch was quite an experience.
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
December 17, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Getting reminded how rough max difficulty on Ring Fit Adventure is last night live on Twitch was quite an experience.
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
I still don't feel sore yet. I'm just wondering how tomorrow will feel...
Man. Looking back at my own feelings for the Game Awards this year and I think I'm done watching any more of them.
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
December 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Man. Looking back at my own feelings for the Game Awards this year and I think I'm done watching any more of them.
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
I was hoping to celebrate video game creators but instead was met with mostly 3 hours of commercials.
#thegameawards
Sporbday was yesterday. Very fun and now I wanna do community servers more often.
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Sporbday was yesterday. Very fun and now I wanna do community servers more often.
I paid off my college loans this week! Wooooo! One less anchor for me! 🎉🎉🎉
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I paid off my college loans this week! Wooooo! One less anchor for me! 🎉🎉🎉
I saw baozhi in my feed this morning and I have a need that must be fulfilled.
Dammit. Guess I gotta get some on the way home today.
Dammit. Guess I gotta get some on the way home today.
November 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I saw baozhi in my feed this morning and I have a need that must be fulfilled.
Dammit. Guess I gotta get some on the way home today.
Dammit. Guess I gotta get some on the way home today.
It's just me liking my friends' go live posts the next day because I'm a goober and don't check my feed until I'm not at home.
😶🌫️
😶🌫️
November 3, 2025 at 7:41 PM
It's just me liking my friends' go live posts the next day because I'm a goober and don't check my feed until I'm not at home.
😶🌫️
😶🌫️
Homework is calling me but work work keeps me from home.
Bweh. 😮💨
Bweh. 😮💨
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Homework is calling me but work work keeps me from home.
Bweh. 😮💨
Bweh. 😮💨
Last night's stream of Castlevania III reminded me that while I'm thankful for the NES games providing good bones for the series, HOT DAMN am I glad they learned from those early works.
There was so much unfair nonsense in that game. 😂
There was so much unfair nonsense in that game. 😂
October 26, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Last night's stream of Castlevania III reminded me that while I'm thankful for the NES games providing good bones for the series, HOT DAMN am I glad they learned from those early works.
There was so much unfair nonsense in that game. 😂
There was so much unfair nonsense in that game. 😂
October always gets me thinking about Castlevania. Man, I love that series.
October 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
October always gets me thinking about Castlevania. Man, I love that series.
.... there's a lot of karaoke happening today. Oh man.
September 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
.... there's a lot of karaoke happening today. Oh man.
I wish everyone a happy Silk Song day. 😌
September 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I wish everyone a happy Silk Song day. 😌
TFW you're yapping with friends... 😌
August 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
TFW you're yapping with friends... 😌
Paid for some people's lunch yesterday because they didn't know the place only took cash.
Glad I could make a day a little more bearable for them. 🙂↕️
Glad I could make a day a little more bearable for them. 🙂↕️
August 12, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Paid for some people's lunch yesterday because they didn't know the place only took cash.
Glad I could make a day a little more bearable for them. 🙂↕️
Glad I could make a day a little more bearable for them. 🙂↕️
Oh no. I bought Peak...
August 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Oh no. I bought Peak...
Been watching Kbash's videos while I work lately and they have been such a great experience intellectually.
The guy really gets into the meat of games and isn't afraid to deconstruct entire genres to find meaning and purpose.
Can recommend. This guy's a gem.
youtube.com/@kbash?si=5t...
The guy really gets into the meat of games and isn't afraid to deconstruct entire genres to find meaning and purpose.
Can recommend. This guy's a gem.
youtube.com/@kbash?si=5t...
KBash
old news said fresh
if the vid is 2+ years old, it didn't happen
youtube.com
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Been watching Kbash's videos while I work lately and they have been such a great experience intellectually.
The guy really gets into the meat of games and isn't afraid to deconstruct entire genres to find meaning and purpose.
Can recommend. This guy's a gem.
youtube.com/@kbash?si=5t...
The guy really gets into the meat of games and isn't afraid to deconstruct entire genres to find meaning and purpose.
Can recommend. This guy's a gem.
youtube.com/@kbash?si=5t...
Goofing around in Noita. Guess I'll pebbish. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
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SpartanJanitor - Twitch
【Noita】A miserable pile of magic
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July 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Goofing around in Noita. Guess I'll pebbish. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
New Augur means more Nightreign, oh boy! I wonder if they made 'em significantly less of a pincushion for Ironeye. 🤔 🏹
July 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
New Augur means more Nightreign, oh boy! I wonder if they made 'em significantly less of a pincushion for Ironeye. 🤔 🏹
Had Greek chicken for lunch but they had chocolate cake for dessert instead of something like baklava.
Maaaaaan
Maaaaaan
July 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Had Greek chicken for lunch but they had chocolate cake for dessert instead of something like baklava.
Maaaaaan
Maaaaaan
I love how different of an experience PlateUp is for everyone. When I play, half the time I'm just chilling in the kitchen doing like 3 things at once. Meanwhile, my friends outside the kitchen are freaking out taking orders and bussing tables. 🔥🍽️🔥
PlateUp is a relaxing experience. 🙂↕️
PlateUp is a relaxing experience. 🙂↕️
July 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I love how different of an experience PlateUp is for everyone. When I play, half the time I'm just chilling in the kitchen doing like 3 things at once. Meanwhile, my friends outside the kitchen are freaking out taking orders and bussing tables. 🔥🍽️🔥
PlateUp is a relaxing experience. 🙂↕️
PlateUp is a relaxing experience. 🙂↕️
Been streaming my journey through Death Stranding but I never remember to post when I'm live. HEH.
We're up to 3 streams now! D:
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
#deathstranding
We're up to 3 streams now! D:
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
#deathstranding
SpartanJanitor - Twitch
【Death Stranding】Kojima Brand Xtreme Hiking #3
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July 16, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Been streaming my journey through Death Stranding but I never remember to post when I'm live. HEH.
We're up to 3 streams now! D:
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
#deathstranding
We're up to 3 streams now! D:
www.twitch.tv/spartanjanitor
#deathstranding
Did a very weird run on PlateUp tonight. We made the disgusting concept of a bakery where people share dunking cauldrons full of food with each other.
The floor was never clean....
www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
The floor was never clean....
www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
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July 15, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Did a very weird run on PlateUp tonight. We made the disgusting concept of a bakery where people share dunking cauldrons full of food with each other.
The floor was never clean....
www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
The floor was never clean....
www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
Took me a while to figure out that he was talking about Death Stranding 2.
I definitely try to avoid talking in abbreviations because there's just too many things already taken in people's minds.
A good number of people mentioned confusion on Dark Souls 2 because of this post.
I definitely try to avoid talking in abbreviations because there's just too many things already taken in people's minds.
A good number of people mentioned confusion on Dark Souls 2 because of this post.
After spending most of last nights stream hemming and hawing about the value of not spending the time upgrading mines in ds2 I upgraded all the mines to cap in ds2
July 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Took me a while to figure out that he was talking about Death Stranding 2.
I definitely try to avoid talking in abbreviations because there's just too many things already taken in people's minds.
A good number of people mentioned confusion on Dark Souls 2 because of this post.
I definitely try to avoid talking in abbreviations because there's just too many things already taken in people's minds.
A good number of people mentioned confusion on Dark Souls 2 because of this post.
My streamer anniversary is tomorrow apparently and I have no plans or ideas on what to do.
Maybe just karaoke? ....but then it won't have a vod.
Hmm... 🤔
Maybe just karaoke? ....but then it won't have a vod.
Hmm... 🤔
June 25, 2025 at 4:58 PM
My streamer anniversary is tomorrow apparently and I have no plans or ideas on what to do.
Maybe just karaoke? ....but then it won't have a vod.
Hmm... 🤔
Maybe just karaoke? ....but then it won't have a vod.
Hmm... 🤔